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This was already saidmfb said:
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Collection of Lame Jokes
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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.
PREREQUISITES- Understanding of basic joke structure and humor types
- Familiarity with puns and wordplay
- Knowledge of cultural references in humor
- Ability to appreciate absurdity in comedic contexts
- Explore the history of puns in literature and comedy
- Research the psychology of humor and why people enjoy lame jokes
- Learn about different styles of comedy, including surrealism and absurdism
- Investigate the role of cultural references in joke-telling
Anyone looking to enhance their comedic repertoire, including aspiring comedians, writers, and individuals interested in the mechanics of humor. This discussion is particularly beneficial for those who enjoy light-hearted, silly jokes and want to understand their appeal.
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Hurkyl's response to this upthread is good. Humanino's response - next post after Hurkyl's - is priceless.mfb said:
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My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.
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How does an Australian nurse know whether she had a good time last night?davenn said:
[And would I receive an infraction for giving the answer here on PF?]
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probably hahahastrangerep said:[And would I receive an infraction for giving the answer here on PF?]
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Ibix said:
Some of the others that follow are good too. I really liked the Olaf jokes. I don't remember reading those, but 2009 was a long time ago.
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^^^That first pig cheated by doing it 'Wright' ^^^
Although it looks like a bottle box (although it may have been a battery instead) next to it so they may have been flying to dinner!
Although it looks like a bottle box (although it may have been a battery instead) next to it so they may have been flying to dinner!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
It’s fine, he woke up.
It’s fine, he woke up.
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What happens when you play country music backwards?
You get your wife back, you get your dog back, you get your truck back...
You get your wife back, you get your dog back, you get your truck back...
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Yeah, a very smart fellow. .
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And you hear reverse-recorded messages that Elvis is alive.Vanadium 50 said:
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Why do fairies sprinkle mist in the morning?
They're doing their dew diligence.
They're doing their dew diligence.
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Well, you know he only left the planet.jtbell said:
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My wife complains that I don't buy her flowers. I didn't even know that she sold them.
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Since Washington State made hemp use legal the flower sales have skyrocketed!
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That is one of the jokes that only works when told like that. If you try to include a literal quote (from the wife complaining) it fails because "You don't buy me flowers" and "you don't buy my flowers" are different.fresh_42 said:
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This pun is abysmal.
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... Why don't they come to their senses?
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It's unfathomably bad. (But then again, there's some depth to it)mfb said:
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That joke really krakens me up!Bandersnatch said:
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You guys are all wet.