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I don't think they mined about your insults.jtbell said:
Collection of Lame Jokes
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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.
PREREQUISITES- Understanding of basic joke structure and humor types
- Familiarity with puns and wordplay
- Knowledge of cultural references in humor
- Ability to appreciate absurdity in comedic contexts
- Explore the history of puns in literature and comedy
- Research the psychology of humor and why people enjoy lame jokes
- Learn about different styles of comedy, including surrealism and absurdism
- Investigate the role of cultural references in joke-telling
Anyone looking to enhance their comedic repertoire, including aspiring comedians, writers, and individuals interested in the mechanics of humor. This discussion is particularly beneficial for those who enjoy light-hearted, silly jokes and want to understand their appeal.
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Did you hear that Texas A&M has a new program to help their History students remember their courses better, it is called Aggiemnemnonics.
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So, no The Eagles fans here, huh ?davenn said:
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Patient: "My left knee has started to hurt a bit."
Doctor: "Well, you're 65, you have to expect more aches and pains as you get older."
Patient: "But my other knee is 65, too, and it feels OK."
Doctor: "Well, you're 65, you have to expect more aches and pains as you get older."
Patient: "But my other knee is 65, too, and it feels OK."
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Patient: "Doc, I think I'm a dog."
Psychiatrist: "Get off the couch!"
Psychiatrist: "Get off the couch!"
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It took me longer, than it should have, to get this one when I first saw it
How about you ?
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About 2 secs -- it's easier if you say them aloud.davenn said:
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I think I've read it three times before I got it. I was caught in the loop what makes a pig different from the other ones.davenn said:
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ahhh yeah, that would have thrown you off trackfresh_42 said:
It took me 5 - 10 mins to put the "pigs call late" and the way the lower right pic looks
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I don't see any Cow, Sheep nor Pig Celery.
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Well, they finally found why the Israeli moon lander Berensheet crashed. It seems that the tank they used for oxidizer for that landing phase was somehow filled with a mass lightly smoked salmon fillet instead of the Liquified Oxygen that it Should have had.
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Now that one took me a moment to figure out.
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Back to the roots. Here comes a real lame one:
Q: What's the name of Bruce Lee's vegetarian brother?
A: Brocco Lee.
Q: What's the name of Bruce Lee's vegetarian brother?
A: Brocco Lee.
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Yeah Ibex, it was one of those international translation things, like the Mars Lander with FPS and MPS mixed up, someone made a wrong assumption and ruined all that salmon. Seems it does not feed through the thrusters worth a darn.
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Too subtle. (That one took me about 5 secs.)256bits said:
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Me too -- I had to Google it.Ibix said:
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No, when a lame joke comes along it sounds like step, drag, step, drag, step, drag.fresh_42 said:
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I see why you wrote darn - because salmon feeds through dams quite well. Or over them, at least.Steelwolf said:
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Other way around for me. Liquid oxygen? LO? LO2? LOx... oh I get it...strangerep said:
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Q: Why do cows have hooves?
A: Because they lactose.
A: Because they lactose.
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A friend of mine pointed out that Berensheet crashed due to an incidence of sheer bad Lox.
Or to mis-quote an old old song from TV Comedy:
"If It Weren't fer Bad Lox I'd Have No Lox At All, Gloom, Despair and Agony on me..." (Google: Hee Haw, Television, Comedy)
Heck, Google should be paying me with all the traffic I redirect!
Or to mis-quote an old old song from TV Comedy:
"If It Weren't fer Bad Lox I'd Have No Lox At All, Gloom, Despair and Agony on me..." (Google: Hee Haw, Television, Comedy)
Heck, Google should be paying me with all the traffic I redirect!
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And Ibix, with the lame puns, as I pointed out earlier, the reason we come across so many of the Lame Puns is because all the good, healthy ones run away unless unique up on them carefully.
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