Collection of Lame Jokes

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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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Tex: What do you think of going vegetarian one day a week?

Rex: Sounds like a missed steak to me.
 
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But there is so much more at steak.

scnr.
 
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I used to think my dad was a superhero . Then I realized he's just a weird guy that walks around wearing a cape.
 
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Nice that she can exercise all her legs on this machine.
 
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I started doing lunges to get in shape.

It's a big step forward for me.
 
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You can't run through a campground.

You can only ran because it's past tents.
 
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DO NOT READ THE NEXT SENTENCE.

You little rebel. I like you.​
 
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jack action said:
DO NOT READ THE NEXT SENTENCE.

You little rebel. I like you.​
Thanks, but I don't understand what prompted you to say you like me.
 
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Ibix said:
Thanks, but I don't understand what prompted you to say you like me.
I like rebels. Just take the love and have a nice day. 😊
 
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The favorite breakfast at the Buddhist monastery:

Om-lets.
 
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jack action said:
I like rebels.
I don't understand why you think I'm a rebel...
 
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Ibix said:
I don't understand why you think I'm a rebel...
I get it now. o:)
 
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do you see a caterpillar with glasses painting her lips?
 
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They should do this for more things!
 
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Think of how dumb the average person is ... and half of the population is even dumber.
 
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Yep, this is real:

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