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So it's a conventional dagger, like conventional current?mfb said:
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By far the most generic:
Why the chicken cross the Klein bottle?
To get to the same side
Why the chicken cross the Klein bottle?
To get to the same side
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I have a thing for a Ford Falcon:BillTre said:
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An unidentified thief from within our company stole the thesaurus from our library. We are taken aback, stunned, stupefied, confused, flabbergasted and bewildered how someone could do this.
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A farmer, desperately in need of rain for his crops had been looking forward to a predicted storm. However, when the storm was supposed to arrive, there was nothing more than fog. The farmer yelled at the cloud, "You were supposed to be rain! Didn't you get the memo?" The fog replied back, "Mist that".
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The farmer should have performed a rain dance. They are surprisingly effective: A 100% success rate! And they are so easy to do as well. You dance until it rains.
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It's like my elephant-repellant powder that I scatter around the house every day. No elephant comes near the place.mfb said:
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It might exceed lifetime to achieve 100%: Atacama.mfb said:
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Maybe the Atacama is dry because of all the people doing rain dances everywhere else pulling the rain away. I mean, the vast majority of humans live where there's reasonably ready access to water. That can't be a coincidence.fresh_42 said:
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Just waiting and waiting for a reason to play this song.mfb said:
https://www.bing.com/search?q=rain+...-20&sk=&cvid=EC1778A08ECD4D8B81B41F9F38E00728
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How do we know someone tried long enough? I haven't heard of anyone reporting how they died trying.fresh_42 said:
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Do not reverse the burden of proof! I only mentioned evidence that your statement might fail, regardless whether one has tried or not. This develops into one of our QM threads: does the photon choose a slit if not observed?mfb said:
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Bozone ( n.): An air layer surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
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"I think we are all bozos on this bus...". From The Firesign Theatre.jim mcnamara said:
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It has been observed that multiple bozones can overlap, creating a Bozo condensate at low intellectual energy.jim mcnamara said:
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Which side of a duck has the most feathers?
The outside
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Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes.
By that time, you'll be a mile away, and you have his shoes, so you can say anything you want about him...
By that time, you'll be a mile away, and you have his shoes, so you can say anything you want about him...
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The down side.Mark44 said:
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Yes, but the delectable Möbius-Klein duck only contains one side.Mark44 said:
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The Möbius-Klein duck's favourite song is a version of Dem Bones:Klystron said:
Head bone's connected to the tailbone...
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