jack action said:
HOW TO INSTALL HUSBAND :
A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy :-
I figured there were two sides to the story, so I had to google "how to install wife 1.0"...
Subject: Wife 1.0.
Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and
noticed that the new program began unexpected child
processing that took up a lot of space and valuable
resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in
the product brochure. In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself
into all other programs and launches during system
initialization, where it monitors all other system activity.
Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Drunken Boys Night
2.5 and Saturday Football 5.0 no longer run, crashing the
system whenever selected.
I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while
attempting to run some of my other favorite applications. I
am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the
uninstall does not work on this program. Can you help me,
please!
Thanks,
Joe
Tech Support response:
Dear Joe:
This is a very common problem men complain about but is
mostly due to a primary misconception. Many people upgrade
from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0
is merely a UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT program.
Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator
to run everything. It is unlikely you would be able to purge
Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0.
Hidden operating files within your system would cause
Girlfriend 7.0 to emulate Wife 1.0 so nothing is gained.
It is impossible to uninstall, delete, or purge the program
files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to
Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this.
Some have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but
end up with more problems than the original system. Look in
your manual under "Warnings Alimony/Child Support,"
I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the
situation. I am thinking of having Wife 1.0 installed
myself, I might also suggest you read the entire section
regarding General Partnership Faults (GPFs). You must assume
all responsibility for fault and problems that might occur,
regardless of their cause. The best course of action will be
to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE.
In any case avoid excessive use of the Esc key because
ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command
before the operating system will return to normal. The
system will run smoothly as long as you take the blame for
all the GPFs. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but very high
maintenance.
Consider buying additional software to improve the
performance of Wife 1.0. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and
Chocolates 5.0. Do not, under any circumstances, install
Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This is not a supported
application for Wife 1.0 and is likely to cause irreversible
damage to the operating system.
Best of luck,
Tech Support
