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He's just a pilot wave, nobody loves himWWGD said:
(He's just a pilot wave, nobody loves him)
Spare him his life from the MWI!
Collection of Lame Jokes
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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.
PREREQUISITES- Understanding of basic joke structure and humor types
- Familiarity with puns and wordplay
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- Investigate the role of cultural references in joke-telling
Anyone looking to enhance their comedic repertoire, including aspiring comedians, writers, and individuals interested in the mechanics of humor. This discussion is particularly beneficial for those who enjoy light-hearted, silly jokes and want to understand their appeal.
(He's just a pilot wave, nobody loves him)
Spare him his life from the MWI!
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An easy come, I grant you.Ibix said:
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Bell-zebub has an inequality set aside for me?
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Is there a video from Carl Satan?Ibix said:
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Nah - Freddie "Anomalous Precession" Mercury.fresh_42 said:
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It was collapsed by the ( tor) mentors upon viewing it.fresh_42 said:
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So, you think you have variables that can hide?
So, you think you have a pilot wave that determinedly guides?
So, you think you have a pilot wave that determinedly guides?
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how many others are not embarrassed to also say yes to this...
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I am sure you both had a whale of a time.WWGD said:
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finally some perspective that I can relate to and pretend, instead of just being mesmerized and hypnotized by that snow coming at me windshield. Let the fantasy continue.davenn said:
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I had to drive about 120 miles once through a snowstorm and that is exactly what I related it to.davenn said:
Very hypnotizing.
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A guy was driving with a case of dill pickles on the passenger seat next to him. As he went around a curve, the case slid over into him, causing him to lose control and crash into a tree.
The police investigator called it “a Vlasic case of gherkin the steering wheel.”
The police investigator called it “a Vlasic case of gherkin the steering wheel.”
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Gengis Khan and so can you , but Immanuel Kant.
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I understand this is why roads are made to wind and are not designed to be straight, to avoid the hypnotic effect by forcing the driver to do a bit of extra steering. Though this is not likely to not be an issue when there are snowstorms.BillTre said:
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Of all the different blood groups,
Type O’s make the most spelling mistakes.
Type O’s make the most spelling mistakes.
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And Type A people mostly come from Taiwan.davenn said:
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That depends on the country. If the topology allows some countries have very long straight roads.WWGD said:
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EDIT:mfb said:
But I thought straight roads caused the unwanted hypnotic effect so they are to be avoided when possible.
But not the UK:
But not the UK:
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We romanticise our roads as "the rolling English country road". My Dad always added "...laid by the rolling English country drunkard".WWGD said:
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... and in case a road gets close to one mile straight, you insert a roundabout.Ibix said:
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I have once seen a roundabout with one entrance and one exit. And then there's the Magic Roundabout.fresh_42 said:... and in case a road gets close to one mile straight, you insert a roundabout.
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The UK relates to roundabouts as Switzerland relates to tunnels!
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But does Switzerland have a tunnel that's five tunnels twisting around each other? If not, it's not the same...fresh_42 said:
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They do! And they have the coolest tunnel of all! (pun came in naturally)Ibix said:
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Ah, but they have to share that one with France. And it's kind of a roundabout for particles anyway...fresh_42 said:
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Smart, isn't it? Do the French even know?Ibix said:
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Good that protons don't have to pay customs. 44,000 border crossings per second for each proton.
Oh, and speaking about complex tunnel systems...
Oh, and speaking about complex tunnel systems...