Collection of Lame Jokes

[fresh_42]

It seems the new Super Quark found is the same as the existing Quark Qent. Who knew?

 

[WWGD]

When Putin's son was in the fitting room trying on pants, he was just a little Russian dressing on the side.

 

[BillTre]

Randall Munroe abuses annoying movie name:

 

[fresh_42]

 

[mfb]

It's actually straight ahead. Always follow the wrong direction, that's the secret.

 

[mfb]

Adviceberg

 

[davenn]

 

[Ibix]

Maybe one couple got married standing on opposite sides of the International Date Line on New Year's Day?

It would make a great conversation. "Is it your anniversary or mine, dear? I can never remember..."

 

[WWGD]

Society against abbreviations is called SAA...

 

[mfb]

Maybe it is just people who live in that country and married.

 

[jack action]

 

[BillTre]

Could be two people got married, then divorced or widowed, then one of them married someone else; thus an odd number.

 

[fresh_42]

What a lovely example to demonstrate our Berufskrankheit (occupational disease - but I find Beruf=profession fits better than occupational):

Maybe one couple got married standing on opposite sides of the International Date Line on New Year's Day?

It would make a great conversation. "Is it your anniversary or mine, dear? I can never remember..."

Maybe it is just people who live in that country and married.

Could be two people got married, then divorced or widowed, then one of them married someone else; thus an odd number.

Automatically perform on any input:

1. Ignore the true intention by all means!
2. Find a trivial example, if not possible,
3. Find a trivial counterexample, if not possible,
4. Examine all exceptional cases, with the objective function:
5. The absurdly The better, under the constraints:
6. Physically possible in our universe, if not possible,
7. Assume another universe.

 

[WWGD]

What a lovely example to demonstrate our Berufskrankheit (occupational disease - but I find Beruf=profession fits better than occupational):

Automatically perform on any input:

1. Ignore the true intention by all means!
2. Find a trivial example, if not possible,
3. Find a trivial counterexample, if not possible,
4. Examine all exceptional cases, with the objective function:
5. The absurdly The better, under the constraints:
6. Physically possible in our universe, if not possible,
7. Assume another universe.

So, Beruf Willis is divorced? He will die harder.

 

[WWGD]

What a lovely example to demonstrate our Berufskrankheit (occupational disease - but I find Beruf=profession fits better than occupational):

Automatically perform on any input:

1. Ignore the true intention by all means!
2. Find a trivial example, if not possible,
3. Find a trivial counterexample, if not possible,
4. Examine all exceptional cases, with the objective function:
5. The absurdly The better, under the constraints:
6. Physically possible in our universe, if not possible,
7. Assume another universe.

Wow, a thorough analysis of possible meanings of a joke. Sorry if I ever doubted you were German!

 

[fresh_42]

Wow, a thorough analysis of possible meanings of a joke. Sorry if I ever doubted you were German!

This was our proof to the world that we actually do have humor:


And we made this one famous:


And the country in second place where British dark humor is appreciated is us!

 

[Keith_McClary]

Possibly three people could get married in a single polygamous ceremony.

 

[davenn]

Possibly three people could get married in a single polygamous ceremony.

Ahhh, out of all the possibilities given prior, this is the one that fits
I didn't even think of that possibility myself

the original post didn't state about those that married then divorced, a partner that died etc etc
It just stated, people that got married ( nothing more or less )

 

[fresh_42]

It just stated, people that got married ( nothing more or less

But they haven't said that Utah is within the sample either!

 

[davenn]

But they haven't said that Utah is within the sample either!

I don't know if Utah would be the only place or if mormons are the only ones practicing that ?
A lot of African tribes ( and probably others) practice that sort of thing as well And on a side-note ...
Why a man would want to willingly impose the stress of multiple wives on himself, boggles the mind

 

[Vanadium 50]

And now to get back on topic...

"Bigamy, n. A mistake in taste for which the wisdom of the future will adjudge a punishment called trigamy." (Ambrose Bierce)

 

[fresh_42]

 

[WWGD]

After they redo the electrical grid, US capital will be called Washington AC.

 

[jtbell]

Where did Walter Gropius's dog sleep?

In the Bow-wow-Haus.

 

[Keith_McClary]

Why a man would want to willingly impose the stress of multiple wives on himself, boggles the mind

I know a guy who was married and divorced twice - to the same woman. Would this be counted in the statistics as two or four people getting married?

 

[Ibix]

I know a guy who was married and divorced twice - to the same woman. Would this be counted in the statistics as two or four people getting married?

I know a guy who got married twice to the same woman without getting divorced.

 

[jack action]

The precise statistics of left handed and right handed people:

 

[Bystander]

precise statistics of left handed and right handed people:

..., or is it Brits & Anzacs vs. right hand drivers?

 

[fresh_42]

Cauchy dead, Hilbert dead, Einstein dead, and I'm pretty bad, too.

 

[Vanadium 50]

The precise statistics of left handed and right handed people

Or a statement on relative finger size.