Collection of Lame Jokes

[gmax137]

Society against abbreviations is called SAA...

TLA = Three Letter Acronym

 

[gmax137]

Wow, a thorough analysis of possible meanings of a joke. Sorry if I ever doubted you were German!

I worked with a German guy. One day someone told a joke in the office, and we all cracked up except for the German guy. "Stefan, don't you think that's funny?" I asked. He replied, "I will laugh later."

 

[WWGD]

I worked with a German guy. One day someone told a joke in the office, and we all cracked up except for the German guy. "Stefan, don't you think that's funny?" I asked. He replied, "I will laugh later."

After writing a report, including suggestions for improvement.

 

[fresh_42]

After writing a report, including suggestions for improvement.

I assume the joke was simply not funny,which happens when

• you already know it
• you saw the pun coming from far
• too stupid
• not funny
• at someone's cost who was present
• etc.

"I will laugh later" is a standard response meaning: "I cannot understand how you find something like this funny. It doesn't require any thought, and is far too shallow." It's politer than the alternative: "Sorry, but I'm not 4 anymore."

 

[gmax137]

"Sorry, but I'm not 4 anymore."

Thanks, that made me laugh out loud.

 

[jack action]

I assume the joke was simply not funny,which happens when

• [...]
• not funny
• [...]

You cannot make a more thorough analysis than this one!

 

[fresh_42]

You cannot make a more thorough analysis than this one!

It's always a good idea to place a tautology in an argument. It prevents you from being refuted.

 

[WWGD]

I worked with a German guy. One day someone told a joke in the office, and we all cracked up except for the German guy. "Stefan, don't you think that's funny?" I asked. He replied, "I will laugh later."

SNL's Sprockets with Mike Myers is my mental image. Favorite German sitcon: Who are you to judge? etc.

 

[mfb]

It's always a good idea to place a tautology in an argument. It prevents you from being refuted.

It's always a good idea to place a tautology or an argument in an argument. It prevents you from being refuted or not being refuted.

 

[Mark44]

It's always a good idea to place a tautology or an argument in an argument. It prevents you from being refuted or not being refuted.

Or not ...

 

[fresh_42]

"Why could Emmy prove her groundbreaking result?"

"Because she knew that Sophus didn't lie!"

 

[davenn]

 

[WWGD]

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Jonapun decided to rock the boat. His ship has sailed onto the sea of lonely people. Good luck fishing a new mate, Jonapun.

 

[collinsmark]

"Why could Emmy prove her groundbreaking result?"

"Because she knew that Sophus didn't lie!"

Little does she know, she's got a noether thing comin'.

 

[WWGD]

So, what do you do?
I study archeology
You dig?
Not really, just some dumpster diving.

 

[WWGD]

New York is a (path-) connected space. There is always a socio path between any two spots.

 

[256bits]

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Oh, She must be a Star trek fan
"Engineering to the helm! She’s breaking up, Capt’n, and can’t take much more!”

 

[jtbell]

Where does Batman go when he's got to go?

To the Batroom!

 

[fresh_42]

"I don't mind that you take our business vehicle for your visit at McDonald's."

"But?"

"Don't use our SAR helicopter again!"

 

[WWGD]

"You told me if I put a potato in my bathing suit, I would be more popular with women at the beach. Here, I am wearing it at the beach and it's not working!"

"You're supposed to put it on the _front_ , not on the back of the bathing suit!"

 

[Borg]

When my wife asks me "How was your nap?", I tell her that it was everything I dreamed of.

 

[davenn]

A thanksgiving day one ...

 

[davenn]

 

[davenn]

Happy thanksgiving to all the American PF members
Stay safe and enjoy the company of friends and family

 

[jack action]

On the Thanksgiving theme:

 

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[fresh_42]

https://www.facebook.com/311842532684549/photos/a.336409800227822/662490277619771/?type=3&theater

 

[kuruman]

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I can see you brought home the Dalmatian. What about the mulled wine?

 

[jack action]

That is so funny! There is a local stand-up comic that just presented his new one man show: Dalmatians are huge in the countryside (my translation from french).

He does mostly one-liners and I saw an interview with him recently and he was saying that the show title comes from the joke that he was most proud of.

Now, you can find this joke easily online! That must feel like a D'Oh! moment for him!