Collection of Lame Jokes

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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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DaveC426913 said:
There's a Roadrunner and a huge boulder here somewhere.
No wonder those models always have angry /hostile faces.
 
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kuruman said:
This is particularly apt, because Newton was born on Christmas Day, and 25 DEC = 31 OCT.
 
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Its acorn cob making a baby with a piece of candy --> a candy corn abomination was born
 
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BillTre said:
Sorry, I need a spoiler post to help me understand. I'm slow sometimes...
 
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berkeman said:
Sorry, I need a spoiler post to help me understand. I'm slow sometimes...
I have no idea either, but maybe this one is related, which I also did not understand:

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Biden was convinced by Manchin to go with the sub-optimal candy.
Lots of people don't think much of candy corn.
This parallels current political on-goings.
 
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jack action said:

We used to do that. We'd buy a bunch of those mini cans of vegetables (beets, corn, peas) and then ask the trick-or-treaters: "Do you want candy or vegetables?" And the little kids would say, with some concern in their tiny voices: "Candy!"

But the older kids would ask for the vegetables. By the end of the night we'd always have some candy left but the canned vegetables would be gone.
 
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WWGD said:
A toilet plunger?
I was looking for a whisk that looked like a whisk like a hex key looks like a screwdriver. o0)

And that thingy was actually taken from an Ikea site!
 
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The Duplex by Glenn McCoy and Gary McCoy for February 16, 2021​

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fresh_42 said:
I was looking for a whisk that looked like a whisk like a hex key looks like a screwdriver. o0)
Somehow this one strikes me as just as good a match in applicability for cake assembly as the usual Ikea Allen wrenches are for furniture assembly (with the bonus of being applicable to both types of assembly):
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What do you call a hotdog stuffed with candy corn?

A happy hollow weenie.
 
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Bob walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM.
He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV...

The 10 PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"

Bob said, "You know, I bet he'll jump."

The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."

Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.

The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob. "Fair's fair. Here's your money."

Bob replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news, so I knew he would jump."

The blonde replied, "I did, too, but I didn't think he'd do it again."
Bob took the money.
 
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Ooo, ooo, I know!

The pencil fits into the spool of the tape cartridge to tighten any loose tape. Somehow they were just the right size to be a match. Sigh, I guess that makes me really old...
 
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berkeman said:
Sigh, I guess that makes me really old...
Nope. Even when I was a kid, I used to listen to songs on tapes. I still have all those tapes. And I remember using a pencil to turn the cassette.
 
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jack action said:
That must be a record in the repost category: 26 posts apart! And I know it was posted at least once before. (And to think I wrote it down back then instead of posting the meme to save bandwidth and do my part for the environment o:))

Have we gone through the entire Internet already? :biggrin:
Ha. Someone lifted it from here, sent it to me in an email, and ...
 
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fresh_42 said:
Rock on a Croc?
Got it! (don't) Break your momma's back.
 
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Owiee!
 
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