Collection of Lame Jokes

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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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A cockroach can survive a nuclear war but dies when hit with a newspaper.

See how dangerous are media.
 
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jack action said:
A cockroach can survive a nuclear war but dies when hit with a newspaper.

See how dangerous are media.
Paper phone books bring this threat to a whole new level.
Only one can't find them anymore...
 
  • #10,953
I just checked the TV program guide on my TiVo. The local FOX station shows the following for this afternoon:

4:30 - To Be Announced: Sports Non-Event
 
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jtbell said:
4:30 - To Be Announced: Sports Non-Event
That might be golf...
 
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artis said:
Paper phone books bring this threat to a whole new level.
Only one can't find them anymore...
So smartphones are the real threat?
 
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jtbell said:
4:30 - To Be Announced: Sports Non-Event

artis said:
That might be golf...

It turned out to be a Canadian magazine show about a woman learning how to play hockey, eh.

Then a non-sports non-event: a entertainment magazine show with fast-paced clips of the doings of movie and TV stars. ?:)
 
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  • #10,963
If time is money then technically an ATM is a time machine.
 
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Something for Psychic Forums:
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Who picks up guide dog poop?
 
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Can anyone relate to this? :smile:

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phinds said:
Took me a whole day to get this one :smile:

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  • #10,975
Speaking about Italian, this reminds me of the rather current internet meme "My name is Giovanni Giorgio, but everybody calls me - Giorgio"
 
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About Italians; there was a hilarious Italian character in the comedy movie "Spy":

 
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Tis the ghost dog season:

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  • #10,979
A programmer puts two glasses beside his bed before going to sleep: one with water and one empty.
When his wife inquires as to why, he replies: "The one with water is there in case I wake up at night thirsty."
"How about the other one?", asks the wife, still not getting the point.
"That's in case I wake up at night not feeling thirsty."
 
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  • #10,981
sysprog said:
Youtube: Daft Punk video (opening with Giorgio Moroder narrative) . . .
Yes I knew this, I am actually a bit of a fan of Daft Punk.
I could make the endless youtube comment that "I was listening to them before the meme" ... :d
 
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The oversupply of lawyers is really getting out of hand. One of them is suing Kellogg's for not having enough strawberries in their Strawberry Pop Tarts.

This calls for serious pop tort reform!
 
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RIP
BOILED WATER
You will be mist.​
 
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  • #10,985
Scottish family has no internet :

The McLachlan's Clan lack access to LAN.
 
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Description of an ad for a backwards clock I found on-line.
Numbers are counterclockwise and the hand move counterclockwise.
The ad text is reversed:
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BillTre said:
Description of an ad for a backwards clock I found on-line.
Numbers are counterclockwise and the hand move counterclockwise.
The ad text is reversed:
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I just saw one of these backward clocks somewhere (online). Its purpose is ostensibly to be hung on the wall opposite the front hall mirror, where you could see it reflected while getting ready to go out.
 
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Clock on our living room wall. It's easier for my wife to read - she's dyslexic.
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And it gets interesting attention from unsuspecting guests.
 
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BillTre said:
Description of an ad for a backwards clock I found on-line.
Numbers are counterclockwise and the hand move counterclockwise.
The ad text is reversed:
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Thank God it still accepts an "AA" battery, even in reverse! But do you have to reverse the polarity, though?
 
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jack action said:
But do you have to reverse the polarity, though?
Or is it the complex conjugate?
 
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jack action said:
Thank God it still accepts an "AA" battery, even in reverse! But do you have to reverse the polarity, though?
If it reversed in time will the current flow backwards (Ben Franklin style)?
 
  • #10,992
Out of all the inventions in the last 100 years, the dry erase board is probably the most remarkable.
 
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jack action said:
Out of all the inventions in the last 100 years, the dry erase board is probably the most remarkable.
Yes but only if you write on it backwards.Someone should take one of those backwards clocks and a regular forward clock and tie the clock hands together and let them fight out the time, "survival of the fastest"
 
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I just burnt my Hawaiian pizza ... I guess I should've put it on aloha temperature.
 
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Not intended as a joke, but:
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WWGD said:
Not intended as a joke, but:View attachment 291300
There's a Roadrunner and a huge boulder here somewhere.
 
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Keith_McClary said:
Rare photograph, 'cause usually it was a howling whiteout blizzard.
And that is a picture of both going to school and coming back. Both ways.
 

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