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No worries. 4,000 km should be far away enough.berkeman said:
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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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And why not? Sometimes you miss the joke the first time it's posted. I may have ( accidentally) done it myself.phinds said:
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That's, like, heavy man...WWGD said:
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And so true!Ibix said:
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- There is only one thing that scares me on Halloween.
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I was asking myself if a probability distribution function or a portable document format was meant. Well, neither. But whatever it is, looks fine to me ...WWGD said:
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Funny coincidence, I got this one on my social media today:nsaspook said:
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Only slightly better than getting shoes/clothes as gifts.jack action said:
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The perfect symbol of our time is the leaf blower.
It moves a problem from one place to another without solving it, requires valuable energy, and makes a lot of noise.
It moves a problem from one place to another without solving it, requires valuable energy, and makes a lot of noise.
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They are becoming more scarce as burials are down and cremations are up.WWGD said:
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What if that chain would have lead to a loop?
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I hear it often does. There are only so many therapists to go around.mfb said:
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I remember reading that because of poor planning, some places were running out of space to bury people , and in general.BillTre said:
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"Hey, I heard you got fired from the unemployment office."
"Yeah... you know what really sucks about it?"
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"I have to keep on going there."
"Yeah... you know what really sucks about it?"
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Why can't you own a sick eagle?
Because it's ill-eagle!
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