Collection of Lame Jokes

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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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WWGD said:
Ice, Ice baby no more!
My association chains are strange. It wasn't 'Ice, Ice baby' but 'No more' (Elvis). It took me quite a while to figure out which song the original was.
 
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  • #11,152
Maybe someone already posted this?
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  • #11,153
fresh_42 said:
Electricity seems to be a European project:
Help, the countries are multiplying again!

F = C / V
England = France / Italy

Ohm = V / A
Germany = Italy / France = 1 / England

Germany is the inverse of England. As we know from football already.
 
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mfb said:
Help, the countries are multiplying again!
I thought the EU's goal was to avoid division ;).
 
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fresh_42 said:
You missed something. You would love Douglas Adams! Full of absurdities, language humor, and a manic depressive robot hero "with a brain of the size of a planet" who has to "escort the prisoners". But the best part is the absurdities.
One of my favorite absurdities is the SEP field, which is a cloaking device:
Douglas Adams said:
An SEP is something we can't see, or don't see, or our brain doesn't let us see, because we think that it's somebody else's problem. That’s what SEP means. Somebody Else’s Problem. The brain just edits it out, it's like a blind spot.
Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Somebody_else's_problem
 
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:)
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Hilarious :biggrin: :

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  • #11,169
Hope not too political :

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  • #11,170
WWGD said:
Hope not too political :
Since when is/(has been) "Farcebook" political?
 
  • #11,171
WWGD said:
Hope not too political
Peter Steiner, 1993:
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Facebook knows you're a dog.
 
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Keith_McClary said:
Peter Steiner, 1993:
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Facebook knows you're a dog.
1993? Wasn't Facebook created in 2004?
 
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WWGD said:
1993? Wasn't Facebook created in 2004?
Dog years. Sheesh, this is a science forum after all...
 
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WWGD said:
1993? Wasn't Facebook created in 2004?
The fine-print internal caption reads "On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog." ##-## the Facebook reference was part of a reply comment.
 
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  • #11,177
"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!"

"Don't worry, sir. The spider on the spoon will get it."
 
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  • #11,178
"Waiter! Try the soup!"
"What's wrong? Is it too hot?
"Try the soup!"
"Is it too salty?"
"Try the soup!"
"We can serve you a new one."
"Try the soup!"
"Ok. Where's the spoon?"
"Do you notice something?"
 
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  • #11,179
fresh_42 said:
"Waiter! Try the soup!"
"What's wrong? Is it too hot?
"Try the soup!"
"Is it too salty?"
"Try the soup!"
"We can serve you a new one."
"Try the soup!"
"Ok. Where's the spoon?"
"Do you notice something?"
reminds me of Coming to America, the closing scenes :D
 
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"Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?"
"The breaststroke"
 
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"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"
"Sorry, I'll bring you a comb."
 
  • #11,182
No, it's coffee-soup. And it's depressed:
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Or it's alcohol-soup: This is how my friend chose his wife. 5 does it!
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WWGD said:
I know an airplane version of that:

After the pilot introduced himself, explained the flight plan, and greeted everyone, just shout out loud: "What? He? Is he allowed to fly yet again?"

Or another one:

If the person on a commuter train approaches to check your ticket, stand up and run. After he caught you just show your ticket.
 
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  • #11,189
sysprog said:
The fine-print internal caption reads "On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog." ##-## the Facebook reference was part of a reply comment.
Yes, thanks, misread and thought Steiner mentioned Facebook, not just the internet, which was a thing in 1993.
 
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WWGD said:
Or it's alcohol-soup: This is how my friend chose his wife. 5 does it!View attachment 292084
Somebody got a winner!
 
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WWGD said:
Or it's alcohol-soup: This is how my friend chose his wife. 5 does it!View attachment 292084
Amateurs.

Granted, that's a world record, but 10 one-liter beers are routinely carried.
 
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