Collection of Lame Jokes

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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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WWGD said:
Deja Vu? Didn't someone mention that before?
Déjà moo: We've seen this bull before.
 
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It's nice that they have a separate mailbox for political mail. :oldtongue:
 
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" I'm the one who bought some glue yesterday"
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DennisN said:
Just don't want to know about Pavlov Escobar's cat. If it is still alive ;).
 
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WWGD said:
Just don't want to know about Pavlov Escobar's cat. If it is still alive ;).
Didn't it morph into a hippo?
 
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Something like that. So did Pablo, after all his tasty prison meals ;).
 
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Borg said:
Smug Donkey

How much you want to bet 93% of people do not get it.
We should do a poll.
 
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BillTre said:
Reminds me,
I saw on of these in the store the other day ( you know the buy what you can bins )
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And I thought it must some kind of Arctic wear for the full face and neck protection, with eyeholes.
But really who wants the snaps down the front like that!
 
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256bits said:
93% of people do not get it
People who don't spend a lot of time and money on Hollywood 'toons?
 
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256bits said:
How much you want to bet 93% of people do not get it.
NYC transportation regulation?
 
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I saw this on facebook recently. It was in Swedish but I translated it to English:

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That's 20 seconds of my life that I'll never get back... o0)
 
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DennisN said:
I saw this on facebook recently. It was in Swedish but I translated it to English:

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Or you could have linked post #10856 from last Oct 8, save the translation time, and save 5 seconds for every gullible person. :-p
 
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Holy Trinity of depression:
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They spelled "Les" wrong.
 
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"I just checked my scale and I weigh 200 pounds with my glasses on."

"How much with them off?"

"I don't know. I can't read the scale without my glasses."
 
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I avoid anything that makes me fat. Mirrors, photos, and scales.
 
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"Look at all the stars in the sky! Isn't that wonderful? What do you think?"

"I think that someone has stolen our tent."
 
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jtbell said:
"I don't know. I can't read the scale without my glasses."
Glasses weigh about 20 pounds.
 

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