Collection of Lame Jokes

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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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Not necessarily a joke, but kind of funny , I thought:
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From my Facebook feed today...

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  • #11,354
phinds said:
There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish what they start and
If you think I'm procrastinating now, wait til I get started.
 
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WWGD said:
Emergency bridge repair:
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This is the temporarily repaired Nipigon Bridge. I wondered about the white wrapping. The failure was in the deck, AFAIK.
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DennisN said:
When I first looked at that I thought it was some strange bikini from fashion centre Milan.
 
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  • #11,363
phinds said:
Why did you post this twice?

Why did you post this twice?
Not Sure
Not Sure
Which post?
Which post?
 
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WWGD said:
Not Sure
Not Sure
I had expected your reply to be

because it's funny

because it's funny
 
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phinds said:
Why did you post this twice?

Why did you post this twice?

WWGD said:
Not Sure
Not Sure
Deserves two likes, but not possible, not possible.
 
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WWGD said:
Not Sure
Not Sure
Which post?
Which post?
 
  • #11,367
Just curious, how do you check for it?
 
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WWGD said:
Just curious, how do you check for it?
Didn't. See post 11361. Guess he just remembered it and looked. Actually I remembered too but didn't bothered to look.
 
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phinds said:
Didn't. See post 11361. Guess he just remembered it and looked. Actually I remembered too but didn't bothered to look.
But did @Keith_McClary check all posts?
 
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Another one from my Facebook feed:

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  • #11,380
Nuts ! Now *I'M* doing it, dammit.
 
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  • #11,383
jtbell said:
I thought I remembered seeing that before!
I'll put this to an end.

"What didn’t happen since unthinkable times: A young woman who doesn’t fart on her husband’s lap."
(Sumer, est. 1800 B.C.)

It is done. I have repeated the oldest joke ever found and completed the cycle. From now on, every post will be a repetition.
 
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My dyslexic friend registered for a class in Logarithm Design.
 
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  • #11,392
Q. What is atmospheric pressure ?
A. It is a lakh of pascals.
 
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How do you pronounce "omicron"?

Oh-my-God.
 
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Hey there sailor.

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Interesting illusion
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