Collection of Lame Jokes

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Discussion Overview

The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.

Discussion Character

  • Exploratory
  • Debate/contested
  • Conceptual clarification

Main Points Raised

  • Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
  • Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
  • A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
  • There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
  • Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.

  • #6,871
Almost sensical:
Epis
fresh_42 said:
If it is a she, call her pistantrophobe, if it is a he, just say "Gesundheit!"
No, I am a pistachiophile. Mostachio-Pistachio. And the Walmart..er Walrus, and everything else.
 
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  • #6,872
fresh_42 said:
You mean im-pert-inent? :smile:
Isn't this a strange word: " Impertinent" : Saying or doing things that don't pertain somehow.
 
  • #6,873
WWGD said:
Isn't this a strange word: " Impertinent" : Saying or doing things that don't pertain somehow.
Here it's the word for intellectual show offs. Common people use a word which translates as not-ashamed.
 
  • #6,874
fresh_42 said:
... which translates as not-ashamed.
Constanza!
 
  • #6,876
space Brexit free up.jpg
 
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  • #6,877
Why are some countries blue and some yellow?
 
  • #6,878
mfb said:
Why are some countries blue and some yellow?
I wondered if it was later joiners, but Portugal and Spain joined at the same time - so not that
 
  • #6,879
mfb said:
Why are some countries blue and some yellow?
After a search on tineye, I found this:

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  • #6,880
BillTre said:
Word for the Day:
Excaligator:

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When I saw that picture, my first thought was “Swiss army alligator.”
 
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  • #6,881
jtbell said:
“Swiss army alligator.”
Can't be. Swiss army knives are called Sackmesser in Switzerland. And it does not stick in the gators sack. :cool:
 
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  • #6,882
Did you hear about the guy who took British Airways to court after they put his luggage on the wrong plane? He lost his case.

Side note: we flew once and the airline's ground staff had no computers (scuttlebut was a fire had taken out the data center and the backup data center, which was in the next room). Our luggage ended up in a different city. My wife phoned up a day or so later to enquire about the status of our lost luggage, to be informed that our luggage was not lost. They knew exactly where it was. It just wasn't in the same place as us.
 
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  • #6,883
If I had to describe myself in three words, I'd say "not good at counting".
 
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  • #6,884
What's brown and runs round your garden?

Your fence.
 
  • #6,885
Ibix said:
What's brown and runs round your garden?

Your fence.
So you don't have the traditional " white picket fence" ? :wink: :smile:
 
  • #6,886
batman meets catwoman.jpg
 
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  • #6,887
davenn said:
So you don't have the traditional " white picket fence" ? :wink: :smile:
I knew somebody was going to say that. 😁 But my fence is unpainted, so it's actually brown.
 
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  • #6,888
What does diarrhea have in common with an electric car?

The fear of not arriving home!
 
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  • #6,890
jack action said:
What does diarrhea have in common with an electric car?

The fear of not arriving home!
What does diarrhea have in common with petrol cars?
Running with liquids
 
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  • #6,891
What is common between electric cars and liquid nitrogen - but only in the US?
No gas
 
  • #6,892
mfb said:
What is common between electric cars and liquid nitrogen - but only in the US?
No gas
What is common between electric cars and drag racers (again, only in the US)?
NO gas
Spoilers are more common on drag racers, though.
 
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  • #6,893
Normally, I don't take these seriously, but this one is real! I had to write 'antivirus for c' on www.google.com, but it did show up in the suggestions!

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  • #6,894
Do you count calories, too?

No, I trust that they're all there.
 
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  • #6,895
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye, matey.
 
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  • #6,896
mfb said:
Why are some countries blue and some yellow?
Some countries feel blue over Brexit.
 
  • #6,897
Not quite a lame joke but a strange , grammatically-correct but my brain rebels against accepting it; seems like a grammatical version of optical illusions where picture seems to show different things depending on the angle and the way you approach them:

Greeks were fighting machines. I am not fighting machines.
 
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  • #6,898
WWGD said:
Greeks were fighting machines. I am not fighting machines.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
 
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  • #6,899
Ibix said:
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Venezuela flies likely old equipment.
 
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  • #6,900
Ice cream and Banana aren't friends anymore.
Banana split.
 
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