Collection of Lame Jokes

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[fresh_42]

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https://www.physicsforums.com/threads/collection-of-lame-jokes.25301/page-455#post-6568853

 

[Keith_McClary]

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https://www.physicsforums.com/threads/collection-of-lame-jokes.25301/page-314#post-6365943

 

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[WWGD]

https://www.physicsforums.com/threads/collection-of-lame-jokes.25301/page-314#post-6365943

Duplicate:
https://www.physicsforums.com/threads/collection-of-lame-jokes.25301/page-455#post-6568853

 

[WWGD]

Why not just write a script to automatically check for duplicates? That way we can have the most efficient jokes section on the web.

 

[fresh_42]

Why not just write a script to automatically check for duplicates? That way we can have the most efficient jokes section on the web.

How do you define duplicate? What you see is not what we store (I think).

 

[sysprog]

How do you define duplicate? What you see is not what we store (I think).

Yes $-$ as you have intuited, it can be complicated $-$ https://www.ibm.com/docs/en/zos/2.1.0?topic=program-iebcompr-examples
https://www.ibm.com/docs/en/zos/2.3.0?topic=3-superce-utility-option-313
https://www.ibm.com/docs/en/zos/2.3.0?topic=ii-superc-reference#axe

 

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[fresh_42]

 

[WWGD]

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Ordered the book?

 

[mfb]

May I interest you in my latest book, "how to make people buy empty books for $10" for $10?

 

[jack action]

Let's stay in the same line of lame jokes:

 

[fresh_42]

 

[phinds]

 

[DennisN]

The Scottish mutation of coronavirus.

 

[Baluncore]

A puck is moving in a circle of radius r0 with a constant speed v0 on a level frictionless table.

Where is that "Buy it Now" button when you need it.

 

[jack action]

- In your opinion, the greatest evil of our time, is it ignorance or indifference?

- I don't know and I don't care.

 

[phinds]

https://woodbarter.com/attachments/1638930189725-png.219148/

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

https://woodbarter.com/attachments/1638930189725-png.219148/

Only works for the German sister PF site;).

 

[DennisN]

 

[fresh_42]

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This is indeed a problem. It shows with one picture how profits are transformed from work to capital. This by itself would be a good idea. Unfortunately, available work is totally differently distributed than available capital is.

 

[WWGD]

How do you define duplicate? What you see is not what we store (I think).

Still, unless the associated admin cost is high, why not allow a few? Sometimes you miss a good one the first time around.

 

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[berkeman]

https://woodbarter.com/attachments/926f7c41-b573-4b87-9c44-ad58eedcdd59-jpeg.219179/

Hahahahah!

Oh, wait...

 

[DaveC426913]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

Hahahahah!

Oh, wait...

It's definitely funnier than t5rng- m91d -76qw-jpeg.652189.

 

[phinds]

 

[phinds]

 

[Keith_McClary]

Via @ohwilleke blog.

 

[fresh_42]

Via @ohwilleke blog.

Would you mind me moving it to Science Jokes?

Edit: Solved. I copied it. We have so many duplicates, one more doesn't matter.

 

[WWGD]

Would you mind me moving it to Science Jokes?

Edit: Solved. I copied it. We have so many duplicates, one more doesn't matter.

How certain are you? Give an estimate.

 

[fresh_42]

How certain are you? Give an estimate.

The variance would be too high.

 

[WWGD]

The variance would be too high.

That's an interesting issue. There is always a random sample guaranteed to fall outside of the confidence interval. You may test your hypothesis of average population height being 69' or 175 cm and just happen to randomly select all members of a basketball team .

 

[fresh_42]

I would first take the $p$-th of the total amount of posts as an estimation of posts that do not discuss other posts or are otherwise off-topic. Then I would count the number of repetition reports on the last $M$ pages and assume a tail-heavy distribution $f(X)$ of those reports per page. Then I would calculate the expectation value of repetitions per page to estimate the number of actual repetitions again with an assumption that the $q$-th part of repetitions were unreported.

So $p\, , \,q\, , \,M\, , \,f$ all would be prone to more or less deliberate choices, all changing the variance of my estimation of repetitions. And the parallel thread probably needs other parameters for its calculation.

And with such a model I would still neglect the number of posts occurring in both which is positive due to my previous copy action.

 

[kuruman]

$\dots~~$or are otherwise off-topic $\dots$

Ahem, is post ##11,439 off topic or is it a lame joke?

 

[WWGD]

Ahem, is post ##11,439 off topic or is it a lame joke?

It's undecidable. WWKD: What Would Kurt Do? ( A relative of mine, BTW ;) ).

 

[fresh_42]

Ahem, is post ##11,439 off topic or is it a lame joke?

Depends. It is a lame joke. Except for stochastics. For them, it is a lame joke.

 

[WWGD]

Depends. It is a lame joke. Except for stochastics. For them, it is a lame joke.

Stochastic, Syntactic, Bombastic, Fantastic (Shaggy).

 

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[jack action]

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There is worst, the parent could have agreed with the toddler:

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[BillTre]

 

[BillTre]

 

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[phinds]

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Actally, that's a picture of me when I ask for a coke and the waitress asks if Pepsi would be OK.

 

[WWGD]

Actally, that's a picture of me when I ask for a coke and the waitress asks if Pepsi would be OK.

That's me everyday before getting my caffeine; ).