Collection of Lame Jokes

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Discussion Overview

The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.

Discussion Character

  • Exploratory
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  • Conceptual clarification

Main Points Raised

  • Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
  • Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
  • A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
  • There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
  • Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.

  • #6,931
Is the population of Egypt growing?

I don't think so, they seems to be the same height as last time.
 
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Physics news on Phys.org
  • #6,932
Diarrhea is hereditary.
How so?
It runs in your jeans!
 
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  • #6,933
That is so bad!:H
Through word association, it made me think about stool pigeons. What do they eat for lunch?:rolleyes:
 
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  • #6,934
1: Describe yourself to us.
2: My father's name is laughing, my mother's name is smiling.
1: You're kidding.
2: No, he's my brother. I'm joking.
 
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  • #6,935
I couldn't find the Italian chef at the corner restaurant.
It seems he pasta way.
 
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  • #6,936
Akward recent text exchange:

--I'm here for you
__ Thank you, I am going through difficult times. I Just need someone to believe in me.
__Sorry, I don't recognize your number. Who are you?
--I'm your UBER, I am outside waiting for you.
 
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  • #6,937
How do planets get clean?

With a meteor shower!
 
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  • #6,938
In the Senegal to France car rally people ride dakar all the way to Paris.
 
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  • #6,939
That one took me an entire minute ...

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  • #6,940
Did Canada run out of names for streets?

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  • #6,941
I wanted to create a belt made of clocks but I realized it would be a waist of time...
 
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  • #6,942
WWGD said:
I wanted to create a belt made of clocks but I realized it would be a waist of time...
Maybe you need an Ehrenvest?
 
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  • #6,943
Wrichik Basu said:
Did Canada run out of names for streets?

How about Metairie, Louisiana
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  • #6,944
Hickory Ave and Dickory Ave run parallel for nearly 2 km south of this map section.

How can Steamship circle have an end? It's a "C"-shaped road, not a circle.

That reminds me: "closed" starts with an open shape, but "open" starts with a closed shape.
 
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  • #6,945
haha

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  • #6,946
I like drinking brake fluid, and I drink it all day every day. My wife says I'm addicted, but I can stop anytime.
 
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  • #6,947
I was just looking at my ceiling...

Not sure if it's the best ceiling in the world, but it's definitely up there.
 
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  • #6,948
davenn said:
I was just looking at my ceiling...

Not sure if it's the best ceiling in the world, but it's definitely up there.
I will borrow that for a joke elsewhere which isn't allowed here.
 
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  • #6,949
Dr Kevorkian, the Euthanasia doctor, was an accomplished pianist. He even put out an album: "Jack Kevorkian, Unplugged".
 
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  • #6,950
I was outbid by 10cents for a settee on ebay.

So close, yet sofa.
 
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  • #6,951
A rubber band pistol was confiscated from a linear algebra class student, because it was a weapon of math disruption.
 
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  • #6,952
Well, that's a stretch.
 
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  • #6,953
Rulers and compasses were banned as weapons of maths construction.

(But it turned out there weren't any.)
 
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  • #6,954
It has been claimed that the Al-Gebra network has been terrorizing students.
 
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  • #6,955
Talking to the Texan waiter who forgot my dessert order:
"Remember the A la Mode".
 
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  • #6,956
Maybe we could ask Greg if he can extend the "Unwatch" function for threads to some recent movies I went to. Yech.
 
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WWGD said:
Maybe we could ask Greg if he can extend the "Unwatch" function for threads to some recent movies I went to. Yech.
If I see one more serial killer movie, I'll kill ... well, something.
 
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  • #6,958
Why are leopards bad at hide and seek?

They're always spotted.
 
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  • #6,959
speeding.jpg
 
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  • #6,960
One day, my wife and I were walking past a car that had just been pulled over. We walked past just in time to hear the driver tell the cop "I'm in a hurry". I'm betting that didn't go well. :oldeyes:
 
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