Collection of Lame Jokes

Vanadium 50

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What happens when you play country music backwards?

You get your wife back, you get your dog back, you get your truck back...
 

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Yeah, a very smart fellow. .
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Mark Twain said:
If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way.
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jtbell

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What happens when you play country music backwards?

You get your wife back, you get your dog back, you get your truck back...
And you hear reverse-recorded messages that Elvis is alive.
 

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Since Washington State made hemp use legal the flower sales have skyrocketed!
 
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My wife complains that I don't buy her flowers. I didn't even know that she sold them.
That is one of the jokes that only works when told like that. If you try to include a literal quote (from the wife complaining) it fails because "You don't buy me flowers" and "you don't buy my flowers" are different.
 

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..... Why don't they come to their senses?
 

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Did you hear that Texas A&M has a new program to help their History students remember their courses better, it is called Aggiemnemnonics.
 

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