Collection of Lame Jokes

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Discussion Overview

The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.

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  • Conceptual clarification

Main Points Raised

  • Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
  • Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
  • A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
  • There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
  • Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.

  • #6,961
Borg said:
"I'm in a hurry"

On another forum the story was told: Outside town there is a road that crests a hill, and with enough speed, the kids could "catch some air" for fun. The poster's buddy really enjoyed this stunt, and one day as he sailed over the crest, the local cop was parked at the side of the road. Once he pulled over, the cop said "I've been waiting for you" the young driver responded, "I got here as fast as I could..."

Supposedly they both laughed and he got off with a stern warning.
 
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  • #6,962
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  • #6,963
My friend is a front end web developer and he is still single, therefore I recommend a social dating website for him to find a girlfriend.

After a few days, I met him and asked: «How is it going?»

He answered: «I found some bugs in that website.»
 
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  • #6,964
(British version)
I went on a ballooning holiday. I put on five stones.

(American translation)
I went on a ballooning vacation. I put on 70 pounds.

(International translation)
I've been ballooning. I've put on 30 kg.[/color]
 
  • #6,965
My brother has a daughter named Denise. The wife is pregnant now, they know it will be a boy. They asked my opinion for the boy's name. I suggested 'Denefew'. Denise and Denefew, easy to remember.
 
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  • #6,966
WWGD said:
My brother has a daughter named Denise. The wife is pregnant now, they know it will be a boy. They asked my opinion for the boy's name. I suggested 'Denefew'. Denise and Denefew, easy to remember.
Friend of my Dad's used to do a job which occasionally involved classes from local schools turning up for an activity day out of the classroom. One class included a girl named Mindy. A year or two later, another class from the same school, you'll never guess what one of the boys was called. The teacher just sighed and nodded when he asked if it was her brother. Sadly, this is not a joke.
 
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  • #6,967
Well I was always confused (amongst other things ) as a kid how there could be a Yogi Bear ( with Boo Boo and Ranger Smith - had to look up his name ) on TV , and then hear about him also playing baseball.

Oh, Ooops, I meant a friend was confused ...
 
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  • #6,968
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  • #6,969
5 out of 6 scientists say Russian Roulette is safe.
 
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  • #6,970
Would that mean that 1 out of 6 can't say they would never play the game again!
 
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  • #6,971
But they're sending out an S.O.S !

Sting kidnapped.jpg
 
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  • #6,972
I met Bruce Lee's vegetarian brother today

Brocko Lee
 
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  • #6,973
davenn said:
But they're sending out an S.O.S !
I just heard Sting was kidnapped.
They started a sting operation.
 
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  • #6,974
A priest, a rabbit, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar.
The rabbit says, "I might be a typo."
 
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  • #6,975
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  • #6,976
- well, just as bald is a hair color.

(there's a joke about a child asking for a bald pencil to draw a picture of Daddy)
 
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  • #6,977
Does anyone remember when we were polite describing people's differences?
bald == folliclely challenged​
idiot == unchallenging​
 
  • #6,978
Klystron said:
Does anyone remember when we were polite describing people's differences?
bald == folliclely challenged​
idiot == unchallenging​
Yes, a generously proportioned, height disadvantaged friend here at a local Sbux reminded me recently ;).
 
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Not sure I would classify an idiot as unchallenging. I mean, who of us runs around with crayons?
 
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davenn said:
I met Bruce Lee's vegetarian brother today

Brocko Lee
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  • #6,981
fresh_42 said:
Not sure I would classify an idiot as unchallenging. I mean, who of us runs around with crayons?
Yes, I was grasping for a pun. Back in the age of euphemism many jokes contained (something)-challenged. Leper == dermally challenged; albino == melanin challenged, etc.

So, flat-earther == spherically challenged? :doh:
 
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  • #6,982
Bandersnatch said:
There is the Indian version of it. The Indian guy who won't share is selfeesh, the one who was born in the UK is Briteesh, the one who never has any money is Lokash.
 
  • #6,983
I sent a letter using a stamp featuring Houdini . Stamp was upside down but somehow arrived right-side up .
??
 
  • #6,984
WWGD said:
I sent a letter using a stamp featuring Houdini . Stamp was upside down but somehow arrived right-side up .
??
Lucky you! Usually the bondage to the envelope doesn't last.
 
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  • #6,985
How to get better grades in school in the Fall semester. When teacher asks:
"Johnny, what did you do last Summer?"
"My lawyer said I didnt have to talk about it".
 
  • #6,986
fresh_42 said:
Lucky you! Usually the bondage to the envelope doesn't last.
But it did for your reply!
 
  • #6,987
"What is your religion?"
"I don't have one"

Not so complicated.

"What is your favorite rugby team?"
"I don't have one"
 
  • #6,989
WWGD said:
a generously proportioned, height disadvantaged friend
A stout fellow?
 
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  • #6,990
strangerep said:
There's a big difference between rugby and religion...

Rugby has players who like to put their finger where they shouldn't.

Religions have priests who,... oh, wait...
I wore the scariest costume during a recent party:
Keith_McClary said:
A stout fellow?
Someone who shops at Big &Tall but is not tall.
 

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