Collection of Lame Jokes

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Patient: "My left knee has started to hurt a bit."

Doctor: "Well, you're 65, you have to expect more aches and pains as you get older."

Patient: "But my other knee is 65, too, and it feels OK."
 

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cozy-couch-febreeze-petiquette.jpg
 

davenn

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It took me longer, than it should have, to get this one when I first saw it
How about you ?
 

davenn

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I was caught in the loop what makes a pig different from the other ones.

ahhh yeah, that would have thrown you off track

It took me 5 - 10 mins to put the "pigs call late" and the way the lower right pic looks :rolleyes:
 

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I don't see any Cow, Sheep nor Pig Celery.
 

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Well, they finally found why the Israeli moon lander Berensheet crashed. It seems that the tank they used for oxidizer for that landing phase was somehow filled with a mass lightly smoked salmon fillet instead of the Liquified Oxygen that it Should have had.
 

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Back to the roots. Here comes a real lame one:

Q: What's the name of Bruce Lee's vegetarian brother?
A: Brocco Lee.
 

Steelwolf

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Yeah Ibex, it was one of those international translation things, like the Mars Lander with FPS and MPS mixed up, someone made a wrong assumption and ruined all that salmon. Seems it does not feed through the thrusters worth a darn.
 

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A friend of mine pointed out that Berensheet crashed due to an incidence of sheer bad Lox.

Or to mis-quote an old old song from TV Comedy:

"If It Weren't fer Bad Lox I'd Have No Lox At All, Gloom, Despair and Agony on me...." (Google: Hee Haw, Television, Comedy)

Heck, Google should be paying me with all the traffic I redirect!
 
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Steelwolf

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And Ibix, with the lame puns, as I pointed out earlier, the reason we come across so many of the Lame Puns is because all the good, healthy ones run away unless unique up on them carefully.
 

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