Collection of Lame Jokes

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Discussion Overview

The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.

Discussion Character

  • Exploratory
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  • Conceptual clarification

Main Points Raised

  • Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
  • Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
  • A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
  • There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
  • Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.

  • #7,051
My girlfriend and I had a fight.
In spite, she went out to movie with a cannibal.
"A movie? Gladiator ?"

" No. I do miss her."
 
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It seems WHO was keeping some dogs ,testing whether they could get Corona. After concluding they could not, WHO let the dogs out.
 
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  • #7,054
If you have aliens, how likely are your family members and coworkers to get aliens?
 
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mfb said:
If you have aliens, how likely are your family members and coworkers to get aliens?
People who have learned that aliens exist should self isolate for at least 1 month to avoid spreading the condition.
 
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  • #7,056
I will never forget my grandpa's last words:
"Stop shaking the stairs, you little #@#!".
 
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I was your pilot till someone sneezed.jpg
 
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  • #7,059
Overheard at a temple in an Indian forest:
" Me Tarzan, you Jain"
 
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  • #7,060
Did you hear about the Irishman that bounces off of walls?

His name is Rick O'Shay.
 
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"One final question Mister Batman, if I may. You always crime fight at night. Why is it that you wear all black?"

"So I don't get shot at."

"Uh huh. And why is it that Robin wears bright day-glo colours?"

"So I don't get shot at."
 
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  • #7,064
The new dyslexic priest warned me that heavy metal is the music of Santa.
 
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WWGD said:
The new dyslexic priest warned me that heavy metal is the music of Santa.
Sure it is!

 
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loo paper dispenser.jpg
 
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Viagra shipment stolen. Police looking for hardened criminals.
 
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  • #7,069
Finland has just closed their borders

No one will be crossing the finish line
 
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  • #7,070
When I was a kid it was my job to mow the lawn. One time I'd sprained my ankle and couldn't walk, so couldn't mow the lawn. My dad said it was a lame excuse.
 
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  • #7,071
The movie 'Constipation' has been held up for release .Yet again.
 
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  • #7,078
Chip 'n' Dale
For Sale!


 
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