While there has been news of the first recording of a Right Whale putting together a song, an ancient 'wax-tube' scroll recording has been found of none other than the famous Moby Dick. While I cannot put the tune of it here, the notes being so deep, I can give the translated wording of the surviving fragments:
"...I dont know why they Took my Lady,
Ahab knows, but He Won't Say!
I Don't Like it but I Guess Humans Harpoon that Way!
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