Collection of Lame Jokes

davenn

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People that don't have the confidence to take a picture of themselves in a sauna...
most likely have selfie steam issues...
 

davenn

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Writing a song about getting my front door lock replaced.

There’s a lovely key change at the end
 

davenn

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A Paris art museum is in Dire Straits-
thieves got Monet for nothing.

 

256bits

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I have seen that one with dragons. First time with lions.
 

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While there has been news of the first recording of a Right Whale putting together a song, an ancient 'wax-tube' scroll recording has been found of none other than the famous Moby Dick. While I cannot put the tune of it here, the notes being so deep, I can give the translated wording of the surviving fragments:

"...I dont know why they Took my Lady,
Ahab knows, but He Won't Say!
I Don't Like it but I Guess Humans Harpoon that Way!

BaDoop BaDoop, BaDoop BaDoop..."

(With apologies to Johnny Cash)
 
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jtbell

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What's the downside of being a world champion planker and holding that position for hours?

You get bored stiff.
 

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