Collection of Lame Jokes

256bits · Mar 13, 2020

My girlfriend and I had a fight.
In spite, she went out to movie with a cannibal.
"A movie? Gladiator ?"

" No. I do miss her."

WWGD · Mar 13, 2020

It seems WHO was keeping some dogs ,testing whether they could get Corona. After concluding they could not, WHO let the dogs out.

nsaspook · Mar 13, 2020

mfb · Mar 13, 2020

If you have aliens, how likely are your family members and coworkers to get aliens?

Jarvis323 · Mar 13, 2020

mfb said:

If you have aliens, how likely are your family members and coworkers to get aliens?

People who have learned that aliens exist should self isolate for at least 1 month to avoid spreading the condition.

WWGD · Mar 14, 2020

I will never forget my grandpa's last words:
"Stop shaking the stairs, you little #@#!".

davenn · Mar 14, 2020

I was your pilot till someone sneezed.jpg

nsaspook · Mar 14, 2020

WWGD · Mar 14, 2020

Overheard at a temple in an Indian forest:
" Me Tarzan, you Jain"

davenn · Mar 14, 2020

Did you hear about the Irishman that bounces off of walls?

His name is Rick O'Shay.

fresh_42 · Mar 16, 2020

fresh_42 · Mar 16, 2020

DaveC426913 · Mar 16, 2020

"One final question Mister Batman, if I may. You always crime fight at night. Why is it that you wear all black?"

"So I don't get shot at."

"Uh huh. And why is it that Robin wears bright day-glo colours?"

"So I don't get shot at."

WWGD · Mar 16, 2020

The new dyslexic priest warned me that heavy metal is the music of Santa.

fresh_42 · Mar 16, 2020

WWGD said:

The new dyslexic priest warned me that heavy metal is the music of Santa.

Sure it is!

davenn · Mar 16, 2020

WWGD · Mar 16, 2020

Viagra shipment stolen. Police looking for hardened criminals.

BillTre · Mar 18, 2020

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davenn · Mar 18, 2020

Finland has just closed their borders

No one will be crossing the finish line

Ibix · Mar 19, 2020

When I was a kid it was my job to mow the lawn. One time I'd sprained my ankle and couldn't walk, so couldn't mow the lawn. My dad said it was a lame excuse.