Collection of Lame Jokes

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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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  • #7,051
My girlfriend and I had a fight.
In spite, she went out to movie with a cannibal.
"A movie? Gladiator ?"

" No. I do miss her."
 
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It seems WHO was keeping some dogs ,testing whether they could get Corona. After concluding they could not, WHO let the dogs out.
 
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If you have aliens, how likely are your family members and coworkers to get aliens?
 
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mfb said:
If you have aliens, how likely are your family members and coworkers to get aliens?
People who have learned that aliens exist should self isolate for at least 1 month to avoid spreading the condition.
 
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I will never forget my grandpa's last words:
"Stop shaking the stairs, you little #@#!".
 
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I was your pilot till someone sneezed.jpg
 
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Overheard at a temple in an Indian forest:
" Me Tarzan, you Jain"
 
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Did you hear about the Irishman that bounces off of walls?

His name is Rick O'Shay.
 
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"One final question Mister Batman, if I may. You always crime fight at night. Why is it that you wear all black?"

"So I don't get shot at."

"Uh huh. And why is it that Robin wears bright day-glo colours?"

"So I don't get shot at."
 
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The new dyslexic priest warned me that heavy metal is the music of Santa.
 
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WWGD said:
The new dyslexic priest warned me that heavy metal is the music of Santa.
Sure it is!

 
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loo paper dispenser.jpg
 
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Viagra shipment stolen. Police looking for hardened criminals.
 
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Finland has just closed their borders

No one will be crossing the finish line
 
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When I was a kid it was my job to mow the lawn. One time I'd sprained my ankle and couldn't walk, so couldn't mow the lawn. My dad said it was a lame excuse.
 
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The movie 'Constipation' has been held up for release .Yet again.
 
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Chip 'n' Dale
For Sale!


 
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