Collection of Lame Jokes

[fresh_42]

I like EWF. Like 1,000 people on stage but only 4-5 singing. And catchy tunes with good vibes.

Not my music. If it has to be orchestral sound then I prefer ELO or ELP.

 

[WWGD]

ELP == Electric Light Porchestra?

 

[DaveC426913]

Weren't they ultimately one-hit wonders?

Sorry, are you asking if Rock-and-Roll Hall-of-Famers and Best-Selling-Album-of-the-Century-Winners The Eagles were one-hit wonders?

(Five #1 singles and eighteen top 40 singles)

 

[WWGD]

Sorry, are you asking if Rock-and-Roll Hall-of-Famers and Best-Selling-Album-of-the-Century-Winners The Eagles were one-hit wonders?

(Five #1 singles and eighteen top 40 singles)

But never quite as good as the Electric Light Porchestra!

If you compare then to the Alan PP, I will say: " Are you Sirius?"

 

[DaveC426913]

But never quite as good as the Electric Light Porchestra!

If you compare then to the Alan PP, I will say: " Are you Sirius?"

Truth be told, I'm not much of a fan of The Eagles.

Hotel California is #2 on my "Great Song, But If I Never Hear It Again It Will Be Too Soon" List.
It bows only to Comfortably Numb.

 

[gmax137]

Sorry, are you asking if Rock-and-Roll Hall-of-Famers and Best-Selling-Album-of-the-Century-Winners The Eagles were one-hit wonders?

(Five #1 singles and eighteen top 40 singles)

I thought that deserved the "OK, Boomer" response. Until this:

Truth be told, I'm not much of a fan of The Eagles.

Hotel California is #2 on my "Great Song, But If I Never Hear It Again It Will Be Too Soon" List.
It bows only to Comfortably Numb.

Me too. I can listen to "The Pink Floyd" all day long (See Emily Play... Astronomy Domine, ...) but this new-fangled Dark Side of the Moon and everything after, not so much... ha ha Who is the boomer now?

 

[WWGD]

@BillTre : They were nothing compared to the Electric Light Porchestra. Ask @fresh_42 !

 

[jack action]

"The Pink Floyd" [...] Astronomy Domine

That deserves the "OK, Boomer" response. Try the much better Voivoid cover to at least pass as a Gen X.

 

[fresh_42]

@BillTre : They were nothing compared to the Electric Light Porchestra. Ask @fresh_42 !

Emerson, Lake, and Palmer.

 

[WWGD]

Emerson, Lake, and Palmer.

They form one of my favorite Porchestras!

 

[WWGD]

Emerson, Lake, and Palmer.

I often confuse the name with the Alan Parson Project.

 

[strangerep]

Hotel California is #2 on my "Great Song, But If I Never Hear It Again It Will Be Too Soon" List.
It bows only to Comfortably Numb.

Whaaaat? You don't want to ever re-hear Comfortably Numb? Sheesh.

Although,... I admit that, if I play Comfortably Numb, I find it hard to get any work done for the rest of the day.

How do you feel about Child in Time?

 

[jack action]

 

[gmax137]

That deserves the "OK, Boomer" response. Try the much better Voivoid cover to at least pass as a Gen X.

I'm not sure it is "much better" but it sure is good. Thanks, I didn't know Voivod before. It takes some confidence to cover Syd Barrett (RIP) like that. Awesome.

 

[nsaspook]

 

[WWGD]

Emerson, Lake, and Palmer.

The whole thing is confusing. I learned CSNY is Crosby , Stills, Nash and Young. It seems like the name of
another cop show based in NY. And it linked to "Our House", which I thought was by Flo' Rida. And it contains
false information, like there's 2 dogs in a yard. A yard is a unit of length.

 

[phinds]

false information, like there's 2 dogs in a yard. A yard is a unit of length.

No, it's perfectly reasonable --- each of those dogs is half a yard long nose to tail-tip.

 

[WWGD]

No, it's perfectly reasonable --- each of those dogs is half a yard long nose to tail-tip.

You measured them too? Good, I'm not the only one. Anything to avoid using the metric system! ;).

 

[phinds]

 

[WWGD]

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I'm renting ;).

 

[Keith_McClary]

false information, like there's 2 dogs in a yard. A yard is a unit of length.

synonyms for feet​

• dogs
• hoof
• hooves
• tootsies

 

[WWGD]

synonyms for feet​

• dogs
• hoof
• hooves
• tootsies

Anything to avoid #$%@ metric system. Let me walk 23 dogs-hooves to the store and will be back soon.

 

[fresh_42]

Anything to avoid #$%@ metric system. Let me walk 23 dogs-hooves to the store and will be back soon.

We will get you. It is only a matter of time. And we will start with Hawaii. This will be the seed. The islands are inevitably on their way to Kamchatka. And we have the metric system in Kamchatka!

 

[BillTre]

Don't forget Alaska!
Sarah Palin can see the Russian metric system from her front pourch.

 

[fresh_42]

Don't forget Alaska!
Sarah Palin can see the Russian metric system from her front pourch.

She is currently busy spreading Covid in NYC.

 

[fresh_42]

Here is your alternative:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Obsolete_Russian_units_of_measurement#Length

 

[WWGD]

She is currently busy spreading Covid in NYC.

With her paws?

 

[WWGD]

Here is your alternative:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Obsolete_Russian_units_of_measurement#Length

That was 15 cubits ago!

 

[berkeman]

That was so 15 cubits ago!

Fixed it for you.

 

[fresh_42]

That was 15 cubits ago!

Are you sure Kamchatka is not?

 

[fresh_42]

Why do I all of a sudden have to think about ...

 

[DaveC426913]

 

[berkeman]

LOL. "Well, which is it young feller?"

Quiz Question -- Which movie is that from?

 

[DaveC426913]

 

[berkeman]

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Right movie, different scene/actors.

 

[berkeman]

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"We're using code names now!"

 

[WWGD]

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Guess their clothes will be clean once they get through. Didn't Custer fight the Little Big Horn battle. With the little big washing machines?

 

[Baluncore]

Which reminded me of the group Three Dog Night. An average night is 12 hours, so each dog must make 4 hours. At sea, each watch is 4 hours, with the exception of the two dog watches, that are 2 hours each. The dog watch is so-named because it is "cur-tailed" i.e. shortened.

 

[sandy stone]

I learned CSNY is Crosby , Stills, Nash and Young. It seems like the name of
another cop show based in NY. And it linked to "Our House", which I thought was by Flo' Rida. And it contains
false information, like there's 2 dogs in a yard. A yard is a unit of length.

Not to derail a fascinating discussion, but wasn't the original lyric "two cats in the yard"?

 

[jack action]

They should announce a sequel to Groundhog Day and then just re-release the original.

 

[WWGD]

Not to derail a fascinating discussion, but wasn't the original lyric "two cats in the yard"?

Then again, this is my house:

Neither cats nor dogs in the yard. Only dogs if we bring out the George Foreman grill.

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

Then again, this is my house:
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Neither cats nor dogs in the yard. Only digs if we bring out the George Foreman grill.

Another related issue is that it is at least close in name to the Danish city Aarhus. Maybe @fresh_42 knows something about his northern neighbor?

 

[fresh_42]

Another related issue is that it is at least close in name to the Danish city Aarhus. Maybe @fresh_42 knows something about his northern neighbor?

Not even close: Aarhus or Århus ([ˈå·ˌhu’s] or [ˈɒːhuːˀs]).

 

[WWGD]

Not even close: Aarhus or Århus ([ˈå·ˌhu’s] or [ˈɒːhuːˀs]).

Too bad, Flo' Rida won't get to have the " Welcome to Aarhus"!, or ar least few will make the connection.

 

[gmax137]

synonyms for feet​

• dogs
• ...
• ...
• ...

So then there are three dogs in a yard?

EDIT: how many times have you replied to a post that's like two pages old without realizing it?

 

[jack action]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[nuuskur]

 

[jack action]

2019: Avoid negative people.
2020: Avoid positive people.
2021: Avoid people.
2022: A void.