Collection of Lame Jokes

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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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working from home but missing public transport

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Lamest of the lame, from some fish friends.
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What kind of jokes does the WHO recommend right now?

Inside jokes.
 
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jack action said:
What kind of jokes does the WHO recommend right now?

Inside jokes.
On a similar note, the SEC is now encouraging insider trading.
 
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It's fine, they are all older than 14 days anyway, reposted over and over again.
 
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Yesterday I encountered an expert in social distancing:

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Can we uninstall and reinstall 2020? I think there's a virus.
 
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jack action said:
Can we uninstall and reinstall 2020? I think there's a virus.
More like a plague. This is the year of the rat after all.
 
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Borg said:
More like a plague. This is the year of the rat after all.
How far can a flea jump?
 
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papa may I kiss you?
-- I have no money, your mom has already kissed mepapa why do all my same ages attend fourth grade while I still attend the second grade
-- bring me another vodka from the kitchen son
 
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wrobel said:
papa may I kiss you?
-- I have no money, your mom has already kissed mepapa why do all my same ages attend fourth grade while I still attend the second grade
-- bring me another vodka from the kitchen son
Dysfunctional family jokes.
I think there was a movie about that.
 
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Why do you write 'dark' with a k in the end instead of with a c?
Because you can't c in the dark.
 
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How to keep people away from me
Knew my Scottish heritage would come in handy one day

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... water supply companies report a new low. Nobody takes a shower anymore ...
 
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I went and got my car tested for the virus.

Yesterday it started hacking and coughing, and began to run a fever.
 
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davenn said:
How to keep people away from me
Knew my Scottish heritage would come in handy one day

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Why we need to raise standards in college. Overheard:
"Do you know Newton's Second Law?"
"I'm a Science student, not a lawyer!".
 
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https://xkcd.com/2285/
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Mouseover: "Oh thank goodness, I forgot my clothes, so now everyone's looking embarrassed and backing away."
 
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Keith_McClary said:
[Piping the haggis...]
Huh? :oldconfused:

I don't get it. Is this a "haggis-and-fishes" miracle whereby that one little dish will feed the hundreds of people in that room?

Or is it that a haggis is more effective at repelling people (compared to bagpipes)?
 
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strangerep said:
Or is it that a haggis is more effective at repelling people (compared to bagpipes)?
Haggis and bagpipes combined, although the effect may be countered by the liquid refreshments usually served on this occasion.
 
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