That joke is so old as to be Urbane, our archeologists are so busy uncovering and deciphering the equivalent of Sumerian texting networks, and with the way the Sumerians were about copying records the archaeologists get upset when they come across whole troves that are nothing but Spam!Careful, your post may inspire more lame age jokes. To wit:
"I am so old my printer writes in cuneiform."
"Uses only the finest Babylonian mud, from Ur!"
Into a bar walked a lady named Sondra.
Her face was angelic, her body spelled trouble.
She said to the barkeep, "I'll have an entendre,
.. And, come to think of it, make it a double."
No thinker was he -- he was more of a doer.
So the barkeep just smiled ... and then gave it to her.