Collection of Lame Jokes

[WWGD]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[Keith_McClary]

SMBC

 

[fresh_42]

Just a note: fossil fuels are technically renewable, too!

 

[jtbell]

 

[WWGD]

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Maybe the date in which it was open/completed?

 

[BillTre]

 

[Keith_McClary]

Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for February 20, 2022​

 

[256bits]

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Really. so stereotypical. Overalls and a straw hat!

real farmers dress the part

 

[sysprog]

That Green Acres theme image parodied Grant Wood's 'American Gothic' painting:

 

[jtbell]

That Green Acres theme image parodied Grant Wood's 'American Gothic' painting:

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https://www.physicsforums.com/threads/midwest-road-trip-2019.975405/#post-6214988

I've also seen the painting itself, at the Chicago Institute of Art about 30 years ago.

 

[jack action]

 

[phinds]

 

[WWGD]

 

[fresh_42]

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A rare example of pure luck with spam!

 

[phinds]

 

[nuuskur]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[nuuskur]

 

[Wrichik Basu]

 

[BillTre]

 

[fresh_42]

Son: "Is it true, Dad, that in some African countries the men don't know the women before marriage?"
Dad: "That's in every country the case."

 

[jack action]

You are not scared of being alone in the dark ...

You are scared of not being alone in the dark.

 

[BillTre]

from a collection of pictures to piss off Putinophils:

 

[BillTre]

Something about Mardi Gras I think.

 

[DaveC426913]

Cat: The Unboxing Video.

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[phinds]

Cat: The Unboxing Video.

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I don't see any video, just a repeat of post #12000

 

[phinds]

Cat: The Unboxing Video.

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I don't see any video, just a repeat of post #1793

 

[fresh_42]

There are wines that get better with years.
But there are also years that only get better with wine.

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[BillTre]

Ukrainians patriotically repulsing Russia on the humor front:

 

[jtbell]

It appears the international media completely misunderstood Putin. They thought he said he was sending peacekeepers to Ukraine. He really said he was sending piecekeepers to Ukraine. They'll keep this piece of Ukraine, they'll keep that piece...

 

[ergospherical]

 

[sysprog]

I didn't know what to make of this, so I looked up the player names, and found this:
https://punditarena.com/rugby/thepa...us-story-about-jonah-lomu-sums-up-the-legend/

 

[jack action]

My grandfather was responsible for 35 downed German planes in WW2.

Still to this day, he holds the record as the worst mechanic the Luftwaffe ever had.

 

[jack action]

 

[WWGD]

 

[Keith_McClary]

https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/hoax-3

 

[jtbell]

One way to determine whether you're sufficiently hydrated (i.e. drinking enough water) is to monitor how often you pee.

It can be a nuisance to keep track of this, but urine luck! There's an app for that!

https://www.the-sun.com/tech/4754169/who-developed-pee-and-see-app/

(The app's developer, John Ganiotis, appeared on the TV game show To Tell the Truth, which I happened to watch tonight.)

 

[berkeman]

One way to determine whether you're sufficiently hydrated (i.e. drinking enough water) is to monitor how often you pee.

It can be a nuisance to keep track of this, but urine luck! There's an app for that!

https://www.the-sun.com/tech/4754169/who-developed-pee-and-see-app/

But does it have an alarm feature for detecting hyponatremia?

 

[Charles Kuester]

He is a comedian and when at his best he was hilarious! The smashing business was just the finale to his show.

My favorite of his: "I went to see a Doctor to see if he could do anything about my baldness. He said the problem was in my genes. I told him he was crazy I got plenty of hair there. Where I need it is on my head!"

 

[WWGD]

 

[BillTre]

 

[jack action]

import time, datetime

def get_tomorrows_date():
    time.sleep(60*60*24)
    return datetime.date.today()

print(get_tomorrows_date())

 

[DrGreg]

import time, datetime

def get_tomorrows_date():
    time.sleep(60*60*24)
    return datetime.date.today()

print(get_tomorrows_date())

That gets the right answer to the original question, but a day too late.

 

[WWGD]

 

[phinds]

?

 

[berkeman]

?

It's a dumb joke, just let it go by...

 

[phinds]

It's a dumb joke, just let it go by...

I don't mind dumb jokes, I just don't like ones that don't seem to actually BE jokes (presumably because I don't get it)