Collection of Lame Jokes

[Keith_McClary]

Mom, you are NOT going to put this on the INTERNET!

 

[etotheipi]

 

[etotheipi]

 

[Ibix]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[phinds]

 

[nsaspook]

 

[Fervent Freyja]

@etotheipi

 

[Fervent Freyja]

 

[Fervent Freyja]

 

[Fervent Freyja]

 

[jtbell]

Mom: "I think we should buy an encyclopedia for Junior."
Dad: "Why can't he just walk to school like I did?"

 

[BillTre]

 

[Ivan Seeking]

 

[BillTre]

 

[phinds]

 

[phinds]

Kid was asked to bring in a stool sample for his visit w/ the school nurse:

 

[jtbell]

The Three Musketeers go out to dinner. The waitress asks, "Do you want the check all for one, or one for all?"

 

[jtbell]

View attachment 273517

Reminds me of an ancient Ernie Kovacs sketch with a guy shooting into a frozen-fish freezer: "Holey mackerel!"

(or maybe it was a fish tank... it was a looong time ago.)

 

[jedishrfu]

Since someone mentioned Ernie Kovacs:

 

[sysprog]

 

[etotheipi]

 

[etotheipi]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[WWGD]

 

[jack action]

 

[fresh_42]

Now I got what a LAN party is! It's the equivalent to a measles party.

 

[Ivan Seeking]

Always wear gloves while using your computer. The Corona virus transmits so easily that you can email it to someone.

 

[etotheipi]

Oh god not again

 

[Wrichik Basu]

 

[wrobel]

 

[Mark44]

I'd really like to thank you all who set me straight on the meaning of plethora.
It means a lot to me.

 

[Mark44]

A pirate in Comic Sans walks into a bar.
Bartender: "Sorry, we don't serve your type in here."

 

[Mark44]

A synonym strolls into a local tavern ...

 

[WWGD]