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Just don't ask the guest(s) what kind of meat they would like, the drumstick or the ...Ivan Seeking said:
Just don't ask the guest(s) what kind of meat they would like, the drumstick or the ...Ivan Seeking said:
Or put a bra on it before cooking it.256bits said:Just don't ask the guest(s) what kind of meat they would like, the drumstick or the ...
I've met threes but never metaphor . (I'll see myself out.)Ivan Seeking said:Metaphor: The collective result of many phors.
phinds said:Business signs:
North Side Concrete --- we dry harder
Pattie's Pastries --- Hey, get your buns in here
Smith's Septic Service --- We're number 1 in the number 2 business
Ho's Dry Cleaner --- Drop your pants here
Boston tacos --- Don't just stand there, come inside and get fed up
South Side Diaper Service --- Let us lighten your load
Greenside Plant Nursery --- Our business is growing
Billie's Body Shop --- May we have the next dents?
Edgar's Muffler --- no appointment necessary; we'll hear you coming
Maple's Massage Parlor --- It's great to be kneaded
Cincinnati bakery --- while you sleep, we loaf
Smith Plumbers --- a good flush beats a full house
Ithaca Vacuum Cleaner Service --- Our business sucks
and my favorite:
Hillsgate Trash Service --- satisfaction guarantee or double your trash back
On a garbage truck: "We service what we smell"phinds said:Business signs:
The bird seems to have replaced a man in the second rank. Is this the origin of the expression "to chicken out"?WWGD said:
How many volumes are there? I want a series that goes to eleven!davenn said:I asked the librarian If they had any books on different noise levels...
The librarian says, "Sure, what volume would you like?"...
Ibix said:How many volumes are there? I want a series that goes to eleven!
Maybe she's just Karen about Batman.Bandersnatch said:OMG. Batman is a Karen.
Is 'Karen' an adverb now?##-## shouldn't we at least use 'Karenly' to mean 'being a Karen'? ##-## and why that name anyway?Borg said:Maybe she's just Karen about Batman.