Collection of Lame Jokes

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Discussion Overview

The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.

Discussion Character

  • Exploratory
  • Debate/contested
  • Conceptual clarification

Main Points Raised

  • Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
  • Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
  • A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
  • There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
  • Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.

  • #7,441
DrGreg said:
Anyone who watched British TV commercials in the 1970s will remember this:

Son: "Dad, do you know the piano's on my foot?"

Dad: "You hum it, son, and I'll play it!"
OMG, haven't heard that one since I was a kid
 
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  • #7,442
My commute is now from my bed to my living room and I'm still late to work every day.

I'm starting to think that I'm the problem.
 
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jack action said:
My commute is now from my bed to my living room and I'm still late to work every day.

I'm starting to think that I'm the problem.
You obviously need a job that sucks harder.
 
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jack action said:
My commute is now from my bed to my living room and I'm still late to work every day.

I'm starting to think that I'm the problem.
Must be a relativity thing. The shorter the distance the later you are. I must know. I'd been living next to a bus stop of a line I regularly used. I had never missed so many busses before.
 
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https://www.gocomics.com/moderately-confused/2020/05/16

Also:
SPEED BUMP
 
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Looking for your dog?
 

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Dyslexics of the world:
Untie!
 
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You have nothing to lose but your chinas!
 
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Feminist Rattlesnake!

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Ibix said:
You have nothing to lose but your chinas!
Beware the punishment of dog!
 
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etotheipi said:
I'm almost sure that there are currently protesters out there claiming the opposite!
 
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Her: Undress me with your words :oldlove:

Him: A spider just crawled in your sweater.
 
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A bacon salad
 
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I was in line at the supermarket when the guy in front of me farted. I stared at him, he turned around and said, «If you heard that, you are not keeping your distance and if you smelled it, your mask is not helping you at all!»
 
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My gun has such a strange work ethic: It only works after it's fired.
 
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WWGD said:
My gun has such a strange work ethic: It only works after it's fired.
Isn't it the other way around? It gets fired if it works. Some guns fire when they're laid off.
 
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  • #7,466
At a job interview:

- What would you say is your greatest weakness?
- Honesty.
- Well, I don't think honesty is a bad thing!
- Well, I don't care about what you think.
 
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When that meteor hit the Yucatán peninsula 66 million years ago...

it made a Tyrannosaurus wreck.
 
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