Collection of Lame Jokes

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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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DrGreg said:
Anyone who watched British TV commercials in the 1970s will remember this:

Son: "Dad, do you know the piano's on my foot?"

Dad: "You hum it, son, and I'll play it!"
OMG, haven't heard that one since I was a kid
 
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My commute is now from my bed to my living room and I'm still late to work every day.

I'm starting to think that I'm the problem.
 
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jack action said:
My commute is now from my bed to my living room and I'm still late to work every day.

I'm starting to think that I'm the problem.
You obviously need a job that sucks harder.
 
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jack action said:
My commute is now from my bed to my living room and I'm still late to work every day.

I'm starting to think that I'm the problem.
Must be a relativity thing. The shorter the distance the later you are. I must know. I'd been living next to a bus stop of a line I regularly used. I had never missed so many busses before.
 
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https://www.gocomics.com/moderately-confused/2020/05/16

Also:
SPEED BUMP
 
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Looking for your dog?
 

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Dyslexics of the world:
Untie!
 
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You have nothing to lose but your chinas!
 
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Feminist Rattlesnake!

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Ibix said:
You have nothing to lose but your chinas!
Beware the punishment of dog!
 
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etotheipi said:
I'm almost sure that there are currently protesters out there claiming the opposite!
 
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Her: Undress me with your words :oldlove:

Him: A spider just crawled in your sweater.
 
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A bacon salad
 
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I was in line at the supermarket when the guy in front of me farted. I stared at him, he turned around and said, «If you heard that, you are not keeping your distance and if you smelled it, your mask is not helping you at all!»
 
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My gun has such a strange work ethic: It only works after it's fired.
 
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WWGD said:
My gun has such a strange work ethic: It only works after it's fired.
Isn't it the other way around? It gets fired if it works. Some guns fire when they're laid off.
 
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At a job interview:

- What would you say is your greatest weakness?
- Honesty.
- Well, I don't think honesty is a bad thing!
- Well, I don't care about what you think.
 
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When that meteor hit the Yucatán peninsula 66 million years ago...

it made a Tyrannosaurus wreck.
 
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