Collection of Lame Jokes

[phinds]

 

[phinds]

Reminds me of the time a bunch of plumbing equipment thieves stole all of the toilettes out of a police station. The cops were trying to find clues as to who did it but they didn't have a thing to go on.

 

[yucheng]

Lame jokes? End'em!

 

[Ibix]

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Reminds me of the time a bunch of plumbing equipment thieves stole all of the toilettes out of a police station. The cops were trying to find clues as to who did it but they didn't have a thing to go on.

Or that time someone stole a load of dogs from a breeder. Police were looking for the culprits, but didn't have any leads.

 

[WWGD]

Body language means nothing. It's taking it wide for the tight turn.

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Volvo truck in cz or vicinity. Unclear how wide their range of operation is.
Headquartered around Sokolov, Chech RepublicEdit: Found it:
https://www.google.com/maps/@50.082...4!1sXuuRrbyw9Qd67wr1zV9HGg!2e0!7i16384!8i8192

And we don't know if it's been photoshopped or changed in other ways.

 

[DennisN]

 

[phinds]

* As I watch this generation try and rewrite our history, one thing I'm sure of ... it will be misspelled and have no punctuation.

* Do you ever get up in the morning, look in the mirror and think, "That can't be accurate."

* I'm on two diets. I wasn't getting enough food on one.

* Apparently RSVPing to a wedding invitation, "Maybe next time," isn't the correct response.

* Felt uncomfortable driving into the cemetery. The GPS blurted out, "You have reached your final destination."

* My mind is like an internet browser. At least 19 open tabs, 3 of them are frozen and I have no clue where the music is coming from.

 

[Steve4Physics]

 

[jack action]

 

[jack action]

Do you think it works?

 

[jack action]

Haters will see you walk on water and say it's because you can't swim.

 

[Wrichik Basu]

Do you think it works?

Reddit isn't a good place for asking programming questions, at least I think so. If the question is at the basic level, then it is best to ask in a forum like PF where one can get more personalized help. If it is regarding some library that doesn't work, then maybe Stack Overflow is a better place. The first thing to do before asking on SO is to ask Google, and if nothing turns up, then ask yourself if the question will be useful to future visitors. If the answer to that is no, then there are fairly high chances that SO will close the question with downvotes.

 

[fresh_42]

Do you think it works?

Yep. 100%.

 

[artis]

Do you think it works?

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Isn't it simpler to just post the original question incorrectly? Then others instead of correcting the answer will correct the question...

 

[256bits]

It has to be said..

For all you Star Trek Fans out there

May the 4th be with you!

 

[dextercioby]

It has to be said..

For all you Star Trek Fans out there

May the 4th be with you!

Really lame, indeed. It is Star Wars. :D

 

[fresh_42]

May the 4th be with you!

This is 21 days before towel day! And 21 equals 42/2. An accident? I do not think so!

 

[DrGreg]

This is 21 days before towel day! And 21 equals 42/2. An accident? I do not think so!

And 21 days is $(10! / 2!)$ seconds. Very suspicious!

 

[BillTre]

 

[256bits]

Really lame, indeed. It is Star Wars. :D

Your thinking too much again.
You really want to irritate the Star trekkies, that is if it doesn't go over their head.

 

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[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[wrobel]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[jack action]

Cute business card:

 

[WWGD]

When you leave the strawberries in the fridge for too long:

 

[WWGD]

 

[DrGreg]

Cute business card:

Sorry, can't find the "any" key.

 

[Ibix]

When you leave the strawberries in the fridge for too long:
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One of my dad's mates was like that. His surname was Bush, and he kinda did look like one...

 

[berkeman]

Found this in my Facebook feed today. Some of them are pretty funny

https://funcatz.com/2021/10/31/vetsign/43/

 

[Ibix]

Found this in my Facebook feed today. Some of them are pretty funny

"The Black Eyed Peas can sing us a tune but the Chick Peas can only hummus one"

Ouch.

 

[artis]

One of my dad's mates was like that. His surname was Bush, and he kinda did look like one...

And he probably did not like people who "beat around the bush" ...

 

[artis]

I found a little poem that originated some time after Einstein introduced relativity

"
There was a young lady named Bright
Whose speed was far faster than light;
She set out one day
In a relative way
And returned on the previous night.
"

 

[DrGreg]

There is a weird anti-limerick:

There was a young man from St Bees
Who was stung on the arm by a wasp.
When asked "Does it hurt?"
He replied "No it doesn't;
I'm so glad it wasn't a hornet."

 

[DaveC426913]

There once was a man
from Cork, who got limericks
and haikus confused

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[DaveC426913]

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*sigh* It took me longer than I'm proud of to get this.

 

[Borg]

*sigh* It took me longer than I'm proud of to get this.

You know what FORD stands for right?

Spoiler: FORD 1

Fix Or Repair Daily

Spoiler: FORD 2

Found On Road Dead

 

[BillTre]

You know what FORD stands for right?

Spoiler: FORD 1

Fix Or Repair Daily

Spoiler: FORD 2

Found On Road Dead

Reminiscent of FIAT

Spoiler: FIAT

Fix It Again Tony

 

[fresh_42]

You know what FORD stands for right?

Spoiler: FORD 1

Fix Or Repair Daily

Spoiler: FORD 2

Found On Road Dead

Our Ford joke is less nasty. But it plays with words, hence cannot be translated.

 

[fresh_42]

I did not believe that FORD was so bad, at least over here. So I checked the statistics of our largest automobile association ...

Source: https://www.adac.de/rund-ums-fahrzeug/unfall-schaden-panne/adac-pannenstatistik/

 

[DennisN]

 

[WWGD]

Our Ford joke is less nasty. But it plays with words, hence cannot be translated.

But basically Nein Fahrvernugen.

 

[fresh_42]

But basically Nein Fahrvernugen.

I had a Ford Fiesta during university and can't complain. At 100 mph it started to rattle, but otherwise, it was ok.

 

[WWGD]

I had a Ford Fiesta during university and can't complain. At 100 mph it started to rattle, but otherwise, it was ok.

Guess you couldn't take it out into the Autobahn.. I had a Saturn at one point. No complaints either.