This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.
PREREQUISITESAnyone looking to enhance their comedic repertoire, including aspiring comedians, writers, and individuals interested in the mechanics of humor. This discussion is particularly beneficial for those who enjoy light-hearted, silly jokes and want to understand their appeal.
How can that be? A door is not a cabinet. Maybe he was losing his marbles back then.fresh_42 said:
And apparently, a terrible tailer manWWGD said:
Ibix said:
I saw a clip of him on Mock the Week, doing "Things you'd never hear on a cookery program". He says "Here's a dish anyone can cook," then stares directly at camera and says in tones of boundless contempt "You can't, Beatrice". Then he kind of blinks, pretends to check his notes, and says apologetically "No...sorry. You can't beat rice" and walks off looking annoyed at his "mistake".DrGreg said:
I can't tell if you're trying to make a joke of some kind or you just haven't thought it through.WWGD said:
Edit: A sort of 3rd option.phinds said:
Not wishing to be typecast in follicle-challenged science fiction, Sir Patrick will then reprise his role as the tormented Captain Ahab, saved from his watery fate after harpooning the great white whale by clinging alongside Ishmael to Quee-Quog's ornate coffin.jtbell said:
I didn't get that joke. Somebody please explain.phinds said:
The skull is in the pelvis. Someone who "has their head up their ass" is someone with utter immunity to facts because they have carefully arranged themselves so that they cannot see them. Also anything coming out of their mouths will be well mixed with stuff that normally comes out the other end of the body. A typical politician...Adesh said:
You have now joined many of us in having the questionable merit of being a joke explainer. I'm writing a book " 100 jokes explained".Ibix said:
To paraphrase an old saying, "Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. Nobody laughs and the frog dies."WWGD said:
May I quote you for my book? ;).DrGreg said:
Before you do that, try googling the phrase "and the frog dies" to see who else has said it.WWGD said:
I ended up with results on something on " When the doves cry" ;).DrGreg said:
Internet is stupid. It has to be: "When the storks rattle ..."WWGD said:
