Collection of Lame Jokes

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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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Wife: “Guess what, Honey! I just came back from the doctor, and he said I have the body of a 20-year-old!”

Husband: “Did he say anything about your 60-year-old ass?”

Wife: “No. Your name didn’t come up.”
 
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jtbell said:
People will no longer be able to use the job of elevator operator as a way to move up in the world...
You can interpret elevator jokes on many levels...
 
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I'm on my phone so maybe it only works in low res, but does OKWildlifeDept's badge look like a bearded guy in a funny orange hat who might just have sprayed himself in the face with bear spray?
 
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jtbell said:
How bad is inflation?
Inflation has increased everything, even statistics:

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(from here)
 
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WWGD said:
OMG, this has become real life for me. I started renovating my main bedroom,... umm,... 18 months ago and I'm still not finished.

Sadly, if I don't look like that cat now, I'm sure it won't take more than a few more years... :blushing:
:oldfrown:
 
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strangerep said:
renovating [...] main bedroom [...] 18 months ago [...] not finished
Let me guess: single man?
 
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jack action said:
Let me guess: single man?
<Sigh>

Still,... there are worse fates... :oldfrown:
 
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Where did the Easter Bunny go to school?

Johns Hopkins

What kind of music did the Bunny listen to?

Hip hop

What is the Easter Bunny's favorite restaurant?

Ihop
 
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It's less picky with groceries I hope, because every s-hop should work.
 
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mfb said:
It's less picky with groceries I hope, because every s-hop should work.
Those bunny jokes were pretty hop-e less
 
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Where does the Easter Bunny like to vacation?

Grand Rabbits, Michigan
Cedar Rabbits, Iowa
 
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What's Easter Bunny's favorite musical?

Hare.
 
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jtbell said:
Where does the Easter Bunny like to vacation?

Grand Rabbits, Michigan
Cedar Rabbits, Iowa
While making a stop in Chicago.( O' Hare)
 
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New invention: Door opens when it needs repair.
 
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WWGD said:
While making a stop in Chicago.( O' Hare)
That would of course be the Irish branch of the Bunny's family.
 
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Time for some Musical Analysis:

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