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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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Love the name of this company:
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BillTre said:
Love the name of this company:
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Then you'll love the stool bus. (Note the text all around: become a regular, step stool, stool master, independent stool district No. 2, sTool box, follow the movement and the license plate number 2)

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My brother just sent me these:

Coronavirus One-Liners (Groaners)

* Finland has just closed their borders, so nobody will be crossing the Finnish line.

* Due to the quarantine, I'll only be telling inside jokes.

* There will be a minor baby boom in 9 months. Then around the year 2033, we shall witness the rise of the "quaranteens."

* World Health Organization has determined that dogs cannot contract Covid-19. Dogs previously being held in quarantine will be released. To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.

* I'd tell you a Coronavirus joke, but I'd have to wait two weeks to see if you got it.

* I ran out of toilet paper, so I had to start using old newspapers. Times are rough.

* What do you call panic buying of sausage and cheese in Germany? A Wurst Kase scenario.

* In my day, you would cough to cover up a fart. Now you fart to cover up a cough.

* The grocery stores in France look like a tornado hit them. All that's left is de brie.

* So many Coronavirus jokes out there, it's a pundemic.
 
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Did you hear about the guy who started a mud-bath spa in the Emerald City?

He calls himself the Wizard of Ooze.
 
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phinds said:
AL GORE: I invented the chicken.
This answers the old question what came first, the chicken or Al Gore.
phinds said:
BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken.
Here people asked who came first.
 
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I don't get it. What's the reference?
 
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phinds said:
I don't get it. What's the reference?
I think they are internet memes. A Karen is an entitled housewife, similar for the others.
 
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I still don't get it. Probably just me.
 
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phinds said:
I still don't get it. Probably just me.
Nope.
 
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phinds said:
I still don't get it. Probably just me.
I guess more of a 'meme' than an actual joke. I have seen the term 'Karen' in online comments used mostly by women. I think 'Karen' represents a blonde or bleached, unintelligent but superior, privileged finger pointing unpleasant person. 'Karens' point to problems but do not offer solutions preferring appeals to authority in place of constructive dialogue.

I have not heard of the others but assume "Susan" and "Brenda" were added to construct a joke about modern society.

In a bit of a reversal I know several nurses and other medical professionals enjoyed watching "General Hospital" and "Doctor Kildare" and now "Grey's Anatomy" while criticizing obvious errors and overly glamorous characters.
 
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Klystron said:
I guess more of a 'meme' than an actual joke. I have seen the term 'Karen' in online comments used mostly by women. I think 'Karen' represents a blonde or bleached, unintelligent but superior, privileged finger pointing unpleasant person. 'Karens' point to problems but do not offer solutions preferring appeals to authority in place of constructive dialogue.

I have not heard of the others but assume "Susan" and "Brenda" were added to construct a joke about modern society.

In a bit of a reversal I know several nurses and other medical professionals enjoyed watching "General Hospital" and "Doctor Kildare" and now "Grey's Anatomy" while criticizing obvious errors and overly glamorous characters.
I officially name you PF pop culture consultant.
 
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fresh_42 said:
This is an example of a non transitive relation!

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Please put this in a placard and go march so I can take a pic of you and post it here ; )
 
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I'm not tired of life. I mean "non" and "trans" in the same sentence ...
 
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fresh_42 said:
I'm not tired of life. I mean "non" and "trans" in the same sentence ...
Another one for a placard for a place in this forum!
 
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etotheipi said:
Reminds me of this,

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Now that's a message we can all get behind...
I wonder if the sign painter meant to quote "The Prisoner" television series.
Number 6: "I am not a number. I am a free man!"
Number 2: "Ha Ha ha!"

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