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My brother just sent me these:
Coronavirus One-Liners (Groaners)
* Finland has just closed their borders, so nobody will be crossing the Finnish line.
* Due to the quarantine, I'll only be telling inside jokes.
* There will be a minor baby boom in 9 months. Then around the year 2033, we shall witness the rise of the "quaranteens."
* World Health Organization has determined that dogs cannot contract Covid-19. Dogs previously being held in quarantine will be released. To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.
* I'd tell you a Coronavirus joke, but I'd have to wait two weeks to see if you got it.
* I ran out of toilet paper, so I had to start using old newspapers. Times are rough.
* What do you call panic buying of sausage and cheese in Germany? A Wurst Kase scenario.
* In my day, you would cough to cover up a fart. Now you fart to cover up a cough.
* The grocery stores in France look like a tornado hit them. All that's left is de brie.
* So many Coronavirus jokes out there, it's a pundemic.
Coronavirus One-Liners (Groaners)
* Finland has just closed their borders, so nobody will be crossing the Finnish line.
* Due to the quarantine, I'll only be telling inside jokes.
* There will be a minor baby boom in 9 months. Then around the year 2033, we shall witness the rise of the "quaranteens."
* World Health Organization has determined that dogs cannot contract Covid-19. Dogs previously being held in quarantine will be released. To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.
* I'd tell you a Coronavirus joke, but I'd have to wait two weeks to see if you got it.
* I ran out of toilet paper, so I had to start using old newspapers. Times are rough.
* What do you call panic buying of sausage and cheese in Germany? A Wurst Kase scenario.
* In my day, you would cough to cover up a fart. Now you fart to cover up a cough.
* The grocery stores in France look like a tornado hit them. All that's left is de brie.
* So many Coronavirus jokes out there, it's a pundemic.
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This answers the old question what came first, the chicken or Al Gore.phinds said:
Here people asked who came first.phinds said:
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I don't get it. What's the reference?
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I still don't get it. Probably just me.
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Nope.phinds said:
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I guess more of a 'meme' than an actual joke. I have seen the term 'Karen' in online comments used mostly by women. I think 'Karen' represents a blonde or bleached, unintelligent but superior, privileged finger pointing unpleasant person. 'Karens' point to problems but do not offer solutions preferring appeals to authority in place of constructive dialogue.phinds said:
I have not heard of the others but assume "Susan" and "Brenda" were added to construct a joke about modern society.
In a bit of a reversal I know several nurses and other medical professionals enjoyed watching "General Hospital" and "Doctor Kildare" and now "Grey's Anatomy" while criticizing obvious errors and overly glamorous characters.
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This is an example of a non transitive relation!WWGD said:
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Reminds me of this,
Now that's a message we can all get behind...
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I'm not tired of life. I mean "non" and "trans" in the same sentence ...
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Triggered by this: https://www.physicsforums.com/threads/is-man-made-leather-generally-safe-or-dangerous.990114/
"This is made of leather"
"Leather?"
"You know, hide."
"Hide?"
"Yes, hide. Hide, a cow's outside"
"I'm not afraid of a cow"
"This is made of leather"
"Leather?"
"You know, hide."
"Hide?"
"Yes, hide. Hide, a cow's outside"
"I'm not afraid of a cow"
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