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Spongebob Squarepants and his neighbors are being terrorized by a crime gang. In response, the police chief of Bikini Bottom has named the gang's ringleader Public Anemone Number One.
 
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Math Is Hard said:
No Sir!" says the string, "I'm a frayed knot!"
o yes humor for native speakers only
how I long to know English so good to understand such thing from hearing
 
wrobel said:
o yes humor for native speakers only
how I long to know English so good to understand such thing from hearing
I remember the first time I got a joke (almost) in real time in my second language. Everybody else laughed while I was still sorting out the grammar. So they all stopped laughing just as I started. Then they all laughed at me... 😁
 
wrobel said:
o yes humor for native speakers only
how I long to know English so good to understand such thing from hearing
That works the other way round, too. I often read good puns which simply do not translate.