Collection of Lame Jokes

[davenn]

 

[DrGreg]

Well, ice contains dihydrogen monoxide!

Spoiler: Further reading

Dihydrogen monoxide parody

 

[davenn]

Well, ice contains dihydrogen monoxide!

such nasty stuff haha

 

[Vanadium 50]

Warn all your friends!

Shouldn't that be "Warm all your friends?"

 

[mfb]

Burn more coal?

 

[fresh_42]

Burn more coal?

Peat. This is necessary for a good Scotch. Ice is forbidden on its own.

 

[WWGD]

"Your majesty, the peasants are revolting, what should I do?"
"True. Tell them to take a shower every once in a while".

 

[fresh_42]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[nsaspook]

“This just in,” “Coronavirus has tested positive for Chuck Norris and is now in quarantine.”

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[jack action]

 

[Ibix]

Did you hear about the fight in the panda enclosure at the zoo? It was absolute pandamonium.

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[DrGreg]

I'm still looking for the "ANY" key so that I can continue...

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[BillTre]

 

[davenn]

I asked a salesman why he bangs so loud on people's front doors..

He said it's because he went to the... School of Hard Knocks.

 

[davenn]

 

[Wrichik Basu]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[BillTre]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]