Collection of Lame Jokes

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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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  • Understanding of basic joke structure and humor types
  • Familiarity with puns and wordplay
  • Knowledge of cultural references in humor
  • Ability to appreciate absurdity in comedic contexts
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  • Explore the history of puns in literature and comedy
  • Research the psychology of humor and why people enjoy lame jokes
  • Learn about different styles of comedy, including surrealism and absurdism
  • Investigate the role of cultural references in joke-telling
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Anyone looking to enhance their comedic repertoire, including aspiring comedians, writers, and individuals interested in the mechanics of humor. This discussion is particularly beneficial for those who enjoy light-hearted, silly jokes and want to understand their appeal.

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Warn all your friends!

Shouldn't that be "Warm all your friends?"
 
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Burn more coal?
 
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mfb said:
Burn more coal?
Peat. This is necessary for a good Scotch. Ice is forbidden on its own.
 
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"Your majesty, the peasants are revolting, what should I do?"
"True. Tell them to take a shower every once in a while".
 
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“This just in,” “Coronavirus has tested positive for Chuck Norris and is now in quarantine.”

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Did you hear about the fight in the panda enclosure at the zoo? It was absolute pandamonium.
 
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I'm still looking for the "ANY" key so that I can continue...
 
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I asked a salesman why he bangs so loud on people's front doors..

He said it's because he went to the... School of Hard Knocks.
 
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