Collection of Lame Jokes

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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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DrGreg said:
Well, ice contains dihydrogen monoxide!

such nasty stuff :wink: :wink: haha
 
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Warn all your friends!

Shouldn't that be "Warm all your friends?"
 
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Burn more coal?
 
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mfb said:
Burn more coal?
Peat. This is necessary for a good Scotch. Ice is forbidden on its own.
 
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"Your majesty, the peasants are revolting, what should I do?"
"True. Tell them to take a shower every once in a while".
 
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“This just in,” “Coronavirus has tested positive for Chuck Norris and is now in quarantine.”

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Did you hear about the fight in the panda enclosure at the zoo? It was absolute pandamonium.
 
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I'm still looking for the "ANY" key so that I can continue...
 
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I asked a salesman why he bangs so loud on people's front doors..

He said it's because he went to the... School of Hard Knocks.
 
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