Collection of Lame Jokes

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Discussion Overview

The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.

Discussion Character

  • Exploratory
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  • Conceptual clarification

Main Points Raised

  • Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
  • Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
  • A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
  • There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
  • Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.

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Warn all your friends!

Shouldn't that be "Warm all your friends?"
 
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Burn more coal?
 
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mfb said:
Burn more coal?
Peat. This is necessary for a good Scotch. Ice is forbidden on its own.
 
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"Your majesty, the peasants are revolting, what should I do?"
"True. Tell them to take a shower every once in a while".
 
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“This just in,” “Coronavirus has tested positive for Chuck Norris and is now in quarantine.”

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Did you hear about the fight in the panda enclosure at the zoo? It was absolute pandamonium.
 
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I'm still looking for the "ANY" key so that I can continue...
 
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I asked a salesman why he bangs so loud on people's front doors..

He said it's because he went to the... School of Hard Knocks.
 
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