Collection of Lame Jokes

WWGD

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He's just a pilot wave, nobody loves him
(He's just a pilot wave, nobody loves him)
Spare him his life from the MWI!
An easy come, I grant you.
 

WWGD

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Is there a video from Carl Satan?
It was collapsed by the ( tor) mentors upon viewing it.
 
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So, you think you have variables that can hide?
So, you think you have a pilot wave that determinedly guides?
 

256bits

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how many others are not embarrassed to also say yes to this.....

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finally some perspective that I can relate to and pretend, instead of just being mesmerized and hypnotized by that snow coming at me windshield. Let the fantasy continue.
 

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A guy was driving with a case of dill pickles on the passenger seat next to him. As he went around a curve, the case slid over into him, causing him to lose control and crash into a tree.

The police investigator called it “a Vlasic case of gherkin the steering wheel.”
 

WWGD

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I had to drive about 120 miles once through a snowstorm and that is exactly what I related it to.
Very hypnotizing.
I understand this is why roads are made to wind and are not designed to be straight, to avoid the hypnotic effect by forcing the driver to do a bit of extra steering. Though this is not likely to not be an issue when there are snowstorms.
 
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I understand this is why roads are made to wind and are not designed to be straight, to avoid the hypnotic effect by forcing the driver to do a bit of extra steering. Though this is not likely to not be an issue when there are snowstorms.
That depends on the country. If the topology allows some countries have very long straight roads.
 

WWGD

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That depends on the country. If the topology allows some countries have very long straight roads.
EDIT:
But I thought straight roads caused the unwanted hypnotic effect so they are to be avoided when possible.
But not the UK:
But not the UK:
?
 

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The UK relates to roundabouts as Switzerland relates to tunnels!
 

Ibix

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The UK relates to roundabouts as Switzerland relates to tunnels!
But does Switzerland have a tunnel that's five tunnels twisting around each other? If not, it's not the same...
 

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