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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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Official New Hampshire state motto: "Live Free or Die".
Unofficial Wisconsin state motto: "Eat Cheese or Die".
 
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jtbell said:
Official New Hampshire state motto: "Live Free or Die".
Unofficial Wisconsin state motto: "Eat Cheese or Die".
Shouldn't that be "Eat Cheese and Die" (of cardiovascular disease)?
 
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DrClaude said:
Shouldn't that be "Eat Cheese and Die" (of cardiovascular disease)?
I understand prisoners there make license plates with that motto. Maybe they should have another motto re the irony.
 
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DrClaude said:
Shouldn't that be "Eat Cheese and Die" (of cardiovascular disease)?
If the cheese doesn't get you, the brats will!

Better (or should that be "wurst"?) yet:

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Just looking at that gives me angina pangs. :-p
 
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What is a 3.15159m snake called?
a πthon.
 
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jim mcnamara said:
What is a 3.15159m snake called?
a πthon.
Hmm. Something in there about the snake swallowing a centipede? because your number is off by a hundredth. :-p
 
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In their defense, none of them are climbing, playing on AND around pipe.

Now, if the sign said OR...

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DaveC426913 said:
In their defense, none of them are climbing, playing on AND around pipe.

Now, if the sign said OR...
Good. Another joke analysis. We need more deep analysis in the jokes section.
 
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I know JUST how the guy in the chair feels:

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My friend Pierre had a horrible last Thursday. A trajeudi.
 
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As a child, you liked ringing doorbells and run away?

FedEx is hiring ...
 
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