Collection of Lame Jokes

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Discussion Overview

The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.

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  • Exploratory
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  • Conceptual clarification

Main Points Raised

  • Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
  • Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
  • A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
  • There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
  • Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.

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Official New Hampshire state motto: "Live Free or Die".
Unofficial Wisconsin state motto: "Eat Cheese or Die".
 
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jtbell said:
Official New Hampshire state motto: "Live Free or Die".
Unofficial Wisconsin state motto: "Eat Cheese or Die".
Shouldn't that be "Eat Cheese and Die" (of cardiovascular disease)?
 
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DrClaude said:
Shouldn't that be "Eat Cheese and Die" (of cardiovascular disease)?
I understand prisoners there make license plates with that motto. Maybe they should have another motto re the irony.
 
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DrClaude said:
Shouldn't that be "Eat Cheese and Die" (of cardiovascular disease)?
If the cheese doesn't get you, the brats will!

Better (or should that be "wurst"?) yet:

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Just looking at that gives me angina pangs. :-p
 
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What is a 3.15159m snake called?
a πthon.
 
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jim mcnamara said:
What is a 3.15159m snake called?
a πthon.
Hmm. Something in there about the snake swallowing a centipede? because your number is off by a hundredth. :-p
 
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In their defense, none of them are climbing, playing on AND around pipe.

Now, if the sign said OR...

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DaveC426913 said:
In their defense, none of them are climbing, playing on AND around pipe.

Now, if the sign said OR...
Good. Another joke analysis. We need more deep analysis in the jokes section.
 
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I know JUST how the guy in the chair feels:

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My friend Pierre had a horrible last Thursday. A trajeudi.
 
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As a child, you liked ringing doorbells and run away?

FedEx is hiring ...
 
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WWGD said:
I used to collect stamps, but I stopped. It turns out that philately will get you nowhere.
 

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