Collection of Lame Jokes

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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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Official New Hampshire state motto: "Live Free or Die".
Unofficial Wisconsin state motto: "Eat Cheese or Die".
 
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jtbell said:
Official New Hampshire state motto: "Live Free or Die".
Unofficial Wisconsin state motto: "Eat Cheese or Die".
Shouldn't that be "Eat Cheese and Die" (of cardiovascular disease)?
 
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DrClaude said:
Shouldn't that be "Eat Cheese and Die" (of cardiovascular disease)?
I understand prisoners there make license plates with that motto. Maybe they should have another motto re the irony.
 
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DrClaude said:
Shouldn't that be "Eat Cheese and Die" (of cardiovascular disease)?
If the cheese doesn't get you, the brats will!

Better (or should that be "wurst"?) yet:

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Just looking at that gives me angina pangs. :-p
 
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What is a 3.15159m snake called?
a πthon.
 
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jim mcnamara said:
What is a 3.15159m snake called?
a πthon.
Hmm. Something in there about the snake swallowing a centipede? because your number is off by a hundredth. :-p
 
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In their defense, none of them are climbing, playing on AND around pipe.

Now, if the sign said OR...

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DaveC426913 said:
In their defense, none of them are climbing, playing on AND around pipe.

Now, if the sign said OR...
Good. Another joke analysis. We need more deep analysis in the jokes section.
 
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I know JUST how the guy in the chair feels:

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My friend Pierre had a horrible last Thursday. A trajeudi.
 
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As a child, you liked ringing doorbells and run away?

FedEx is hiring ...
 
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