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They do say that idle hands are the devil's playthings.kuruman said:
They do say that idle hands are the devil's playthings.kuruman said:
I didn't know you can buy them. I found it very hard to resist the temptation and not steal the one next to the sign.fresh_42 said:I have bought a satanizers which I can carry around. Just in case.
Before you try a stunt like that, learn how to spell...jack action said:
I think that is how he got caught. Makes you wonder how many get away with it.DrClaude said:Before you try a stunt like that, learn how to spell...
Vaccines are the new toilet paper.jack action said:but now we have toilet paper
So true. I once received the shortest offense ever by an - let's be honest - English, not British man: "Don't get me wrong, I haven't complaint ... (very brief pausing for the comma), yet." And I am sure that the other guy who heard this, too, had no idea it was insulting.etotheipi said:
Does Google Translate know this stuff?etotheipi said:
No. I regularly use it to get the main parts of a text translated. With the exception of a few standard aphorisms, it is dumb as bread! Even a 1-1 dictionary is often better.Keith_McClary said:Does Google Translate know this stuff?
Apparently one of the reasons for the existence of NATO standard vocabulary is an incident when a British officer reported being "in a bit of a sticky situation" to an American superior, who did not know enough about British military culture to understand that this meant "almost out of ammo and they're bringing up tanks".etotheipi said:
Now that I think of it, Rolex must be a $10,000 French bulldog and Timex must be a shelter mutt.jtbell said:Why did the guy name his dogs Rolex and Timex?
Because they're his watch dogs.
I used the first one with my wife too many times and now she understands the British version.etotheipi said:
Could it be that it only changes the usual suspects, like c to z?Keith_McClary said:I don't think Google does, but there are:
British to American English Converter
and
AMERICAN TO BRITISH TRANSLATOR