Collection of Lame Jokes

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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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My obese parrot died

It was sad, but it was a huge weight of my shoulder
 
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davenn said:
My obese parrot died

It was sad, but it was a huge weight of my shoulder
Are you sure?
 
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fresh_42 said:

one of my fav's from Monty Python :smile:

..."if you hadnt nailed him to the perch, he'd be pushing up the daisies by now"...
 
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Have you ever wondered what's happening to all those plants left behind in offices shuttered by work-from-home?

They're being taken care of by a corps of volunteers, whose motto is "Semper ficus".
 
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You know that "i before e except after c" rule for spelling? It's been disproved by scientists.
 
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I think I'm going to start a business selling second hand defibrillators in shocking condition and vacuum cleaners that suck. Any ideas for other products I could sell?
 
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Ibix said:
I think I'm going to start a business selling second hand defibrillators in shocking condition and vacuum cleaners that suck. Any ideas for other products I could sell?
If you sell vacuum cleaners, business will be picking up.
 
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DrGreg said:
If you sell vacuum cleaners, business will be picking up.
Good point! And I could start a taxi service as a side-line.
 
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Ibix said:
I think I'm going to start a business selling second hand defibrillators in shocking condition and vacuum cleaners that suck. Any ideas for other products I could sell?
Well, there are the evergreens, homing pigeons and boomerangs, but their markets are highly competitive.

How about waterproof sieves? But watch out for thieves! A comparably safe good would be firewood for rent.
 
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The company cafe will serve toasted sandwiches that aren't cool.
 
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Chef arrested in Cardiff. Sold Irish Stew made in Wales.
 
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...and the cop who caught him said "Irish stew in the name of the law".
 
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Ibix said:
I think I'm going to start a business selling second hand defibrillators in shocking condition and vacuum cleaners that suck. Any ideas for other products I could sell?
That's easy, every vacuum cleaner sucks.

In one way or another.Second hand hand prosthesis? They come in quite handy.
 
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fresh_42 said:
markets are highly competitive.
...
A comparably safe good would be firewood for rent.
Straw Bale Rental already has competition.
 
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Interviewer: How do you explain this 2-year gap on your resume?

Me: That's when I went to Yale.

Interviewer: That's impressive. You're hired.

Me: Thanks. I really need this Yob.
 
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some will remember the song

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mfb said:
That's easy, every vacuum cleaner sucks.

In one way or another.Second hand hand prosthesis? They come in quite handy.
Only way Microsoft can do something that doesn't suck is if they made vacuum cleaners.
 
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I've just finished writing my book on penguins! In hindsight, it would probably have been easier to write it on paper.
 
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Ibix said:
I've just finished writing my book on penguins! In hindsight, it would probably have been easier to write it on paper.
You're 82 years late!
 
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Do you know how to tell the sex of an ant? Drop it in a glass of water. If it floats: boy ant.

And further on the topic, did you know that ants don't get sick? It turns out that they have little anty bodies.
 
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fresh_42 said:
You're 82 years late!
Yeah - fitting the things into the typewriter took ages.
 
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