Collection of Lame Jokes

WWGD · Jun 22, 2020

WWGD · Jun 22, 2020

Wrichik Basu · Jun 22, 2020

davenn · Jun 22, 2020

I've just found out my girlfriend is a ghost.
To be honest, i had my suspicions when she first walked through the door..

davenn · Jun 22, 2020

WWGD · Jun 22, 2020

WWGD · Jun 22, 2020

WWGD · Jun 22, 2020

mfb · Jun 22, 2020

davenn said:

Shakespeare's pencils

I once tried to get the timing of a signal right by adding/removing cables of different length. The cables had labels "1B", "2B", "3B", "4B" from some previous use. I quickly encountered the question "2B or not 2B" - seriously. The answer was to include 2B.

DrGreg · Jun 22, 2020

davenn said:

Shakespeare's pencils

I told this joke on this website several years ago, but it's time to tell it again.

A logical joke:

Code:

2B OR NOT 2B

That is the question.

Code:

TRUE

That is the answer.

davenn · Jun 23, 2020

MikeeMiracle · Jun 23, 2020

There are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who do not...

jack action · Jun 23, 2020

Borg · Jun 23, 2020

Then there's complete overkill.

https://blog.khymos.org/2009/04/09/towards-the-perfect-soft-boiled-egg/#more-929

etotheipi · Jun 23, 2020

Hmm yes, that's why I keep burning all of my eggs! It's because I haven't been solving the thermal diffusion equation with an expansion in spherical waves of the form ##T_k(r,t) = \frac{B_k}{r}e^{i(\omega t - kr)}##! :doh:

fresh_42 · Jun 23, 2020

Borg said:

Then there's complete overkill.
https://blog.khymos.org/2009/04/09/towards-the-perfect-soft-boiled-egg/#more-929

... and as always: The entire calculation is completely in vain as nobody knows in advance the correct mass, thickness of the shell and initial temperature.

Ibix · Jun 23, 2020

fresh_42 said:

... and as always: The entire calculation is completely in vain as nobody knows in advance the correct mass, thickness of the shell and initial temperature.

...so we need to start marketing MRI machines for domestic users.