Collection of Lame Jokes

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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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I've just found out my girlfriend is a ghost.
To be honest, i had my suspicions when she first walked through the door..
 
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davenn said:
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I once tried to get the timing of a signal right by adding/removing cables of different length. The cables had labels "1B", "2B", "3B", "4B" from some previous use. I quickly encountered the question "2B or not 2B" - seriously. The answer was to include 2B.
 
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davenn said:
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I told this joke on this website several years ago, but it's time to tell it again.

A logical joke:

Code:
2B OR NOT 2B

That is the question.

Code:
TRUE

That is the answer.
 
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There are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who do not...
 
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Hmm yes, that's why I keep burning all of my eggs! It's because I haven't been solving the thermal diffusion equation with an expansion in spherical waves of the form ##T_k(r,t) = \frac{B_k}{r}e^{i(\omega t - kr)}##! :doh:
 
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... and as always: The entire calculation is completely in vain as nobody knows in advance the correct mass, thickness of the shell and initial temperature.
...so we need to start marketing MRI machines for domestic users.
 
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