Collection of Lame Jokes

[Ibix]

What nocturnal creature has a cry that sounds like "A... B... C..."?

The alphabat.

 

[fresh_42]

What nocturnal creature has a cry that sounds like "A... B... C..."?

The alphabat.

And I thought it was this:

 

[Ibix]

A yellow submarine? Are they known for saying the alphabet?

 

[fresh_42]

A yellow submarine? Are they known for saying the alphabet?

Confused the track, but at least the album was correct.

 

[Ibix]

Confused the track, but at least the album was correct.

It's from Revolver, I believe. I only know Yellow Submarine and Eleanor Rigby from that one, as far as I'm aware.

 

[gmax137]

The spread of COVID-19 is based on two factors:
1. How dense the population is
2. How dense the population is

 

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[gmax137]

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those look more like English beatles to me.

 

[WWGD]

those look more like English beatles to me.

But there are five!? ;)

 

[fresh_42]

But there are five!? ;)

Pete Best.

 

[WWGD]

Pete Best.

No, I think Paul Best.

 

[davenn]

People who don't know the difference between entomology and etymology
bug me in ways I cannot put into words.

 

[fresh_42]

Does an oncologist become an ornithologist if he shows someone the bird?

 

[fresh_42]

Just found on the German Wikipedia:

The ontology (in the 16th century as a Greek ontologia formed from ancient Greek ὄν ón 'being' and λόγος lógos 'science', i.e. 'science of being') is a discipline of (theoretical) philosophy that ...

Uhm, uhm, what the heck is theoretical philosophy? Do they have an experimental philosophy?

 

[256bits]

I dunno. Check it out.
On the cover - "Discover how to apply ancient wisdom to your life"
That sounds like there must be a practical and an applied philosophy as well.
Philosophy-for-Dummies

 

[DrGreg]

Does an oncologist become an ornithologist if he shows someone the bird?

British jazz player Humphrey Lyttelton told a story of how a radio interviewer once asked him "I hear you're a bit of an orthinologist?" [sic]

On his way home he thought of the reply he ought to have given: "Not so much an orthinologist, more of a word-botcher."

 

[mfb]

Do they have an experimental philosophy?

I am, therefore I experiment.

 

[collinsmark]

Just found on the German Wikipedia:Uhm, uhm, what the heck is theoretical philosophy? Do they have an experimental philosophy?

I can't confirm with the German version, but in the English version of Wikipedia, all articles end in philosophy.
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/wikipedia-philosophy_n_1093460

 

[fresh_42]

I can't confirm with the German version, but in the English version of Wikipedia, all articles end in philosophy.
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/wikipedia-philosophy_n_1093460

https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ontologie

 

[BillTre]

Uhm, uhm, what the heck is theoretical philosophy? Do they have an experimental philosophy?

Maybe its the philosophy behind doing theoretical (investigations), like biological philosophy is concerned with the how to do biology.
Things like applicable metaphysics, reasonable questions, ethics, etc.

 

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[Ibix]

Well it's the Dog Star, isn't it? It just wants us to throw a stick for it.

 

[WWGD]

Well it's the Dog Star, isn't it? It just wants us to throw a stick for it.

I think its official name is R.U. Sirius. I thought it was named after Syria, or the other way around.

 

[Ibix]

I think its official name is R.U. Sirius. I thought it was named after Syria, or the other way around.

I think you're taking Libyaties with the truth there.

 

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[Keith_McClary]

Do they have an experimental philosophy?

Experimental Philosophy

 

[WWGD]

Another entry for the joke analysts here in 'Lame Jokes' in PF:

 

[Keith_McClary]

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