Collection of Lame Jokes

[BillTre]

 

[Ibix]

What's an astronaut's favourite part of a computer?

The space bar.

 

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[Demystifier]

Chuck Norris always comes first, even when the order is alphabetical.

 

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- What are you going to do today?

- I'm going to buy glasses with my friend.

- OK, then what will you do?

- We'll see.

 

[pinball1970]

Does Google Translate know this stuff?

Thats brilliant

I saw a similar version of this but a women to men translator. What she says, what you hear, what she meant kind of thing.

Very funny but not suitable for pf

 

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- How much would it cost to buy a singing ensemble?

- You mean "a choir"?

- Fine. How much would it cost to acquire a singing ensemble?

 

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[hmmm27]

Actually, in French it is "double v"
... continuez.

 

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Actually, in French it is "double v"
... continuez.

Yes, and the reflection loses all its meaning if you draw your w like this:

 

[jtbell]

A major manufacturer of recreational vehicles (RVs) has sent one out as a touring food truck where you can enter contests for a free breakfast. It's called "Win-a-bagel".

 

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I got arrested for illegally downloading the whole content of Wikipedia.

I told them I could explain everything.

 

[DrGreg]

I got arrested for illegally downloading the whole content of Wikipedia.

I told them I could explain everything.

The following is not a joke but a comment related to the previous joke.

This reminded me that, many years ago, I heard of a "last page of the internet". So I just checked, and apparently there are about 9000 last pages.

(Search Google for "You have reached the very last page of the Internet", within quotation marks).

 

[fresh_42]

The following is not a joke but a comment related to the previous joke.

This reminded me that, many years ago, I heard of a "last page of the internet". So I just checked, and apparently there are about 9000 last pages.

(Search Google for "You have reached the very last page of the Internet", within quotation marks).

In the nineties there had been a news report: "Housewife in Minnesota downloaded the internet."

 

[BillTre]

 

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The following is not a joke but a comment related to the previous joke.

This reminded me that, many years ago, I heard of a "last page of the internet". So I just checked, and apparently there are about 9000 last pages.

(Search Google for "You have reached the very last page of the Internet", within quotation marks).

Everybody thinks he has a novel idea. This is why no humans can come with a good password: No matter what password you thought of, there is probably 9000 other people who thought of it too.

 

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[Keith_McClary]

spork

That explains why I have fewer spoons.

 

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[Vanadium 50]

For today...

What's Irish and sits around a swimming pool?
Paddy O'Furniture.

 

[Halc]

I have some Irish guy constantly spamming my inbox, seemingly working at many different companies.

You must have seen them as well. They're all from Don O'Treply (donotreply @website.com)

 

[jtbell]

A few weeks ago I saw what I thought was the first robin of spring.

It turned out to be a pigeon with a chapped breast.

 

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Wife: I think I'm losing my mind.

Husband: That's because you've given me a piece of it every day since we got married.

 

[davenn]

I got arrested for illegally downloading the whole content of Wikipedia.

I told them I could explain everything.

The opposite of that is...

I don't need wiki, my wife knows everything

 

[davenn]

 

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A shark could swim faster than me, but I could probably run faster than a shark.

So in a triathlon, it would all come down to who is the better cyclist.

 

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