Collection of Lame Jokes

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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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Science Fun Fact #1 --

It was Pythagoras' mother who was the first person ever to use the expression "Do the math!".
 
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WWGD said:
Another entry for the joke analysts here in 'Lame Jokes' in PF:View attachment 266242
Do you have the link to the video to which these comments were posted?
 
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Wrichik Basu said:
Do you have the link to the video to which these comments were posted?
Not off hand, I will look it up.
 
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WWGD said:
Not off hand, I will look it up.

I'm pretty sure it's this
 
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Wrichik Basu said:
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Reminds me of a joke back in the day when all offices had fax machines. (Younger readers may have to find out what a fax machine was.)

If you run out of paper, you can ask another office to fax some blank pages to you.
 
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The pandemic science is on people's minds a lot - bread makers, for example.
One person named starter dough 'patient zero'
 
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From the youtube comments:
Kirara's Mom - "I feel sorry for you extroverts. Us introverts is fine."

REPLY
Hey It's Dom! - "Lollll. I'm not an extrovert, I'm an introvert, and I need to get out of this house and have some alone timeeee."
 
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TEXT:
There is no fitness club here,
you should gorge less
 
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wrobel said:
fitness
My Russian is very rusty, I did not notice that the first word transliterates to "fitness club".
 
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wrobel said:
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There is no fitness club here,
you should gorge less
And do so Ipso Fatso.
 
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