Collection of Lame Jokes

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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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Science Fun Fact #1 --

It was Pythagoras' mother who was the first person ever to use the expression "Do the math!".
 
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WWGD said:
Another entry for the joke analysts here in 'Lame Jokes' in PF:View attachment 266242
Do you have the link to the video to which these comments were posted?
 
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Wrichik Basu said:
Do you have the link to the video to which these comments were posted?
Not off hand, I will look it up.
 
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WWGD said:
Not off hand, I will look it up.

I'm pretty sure it's this
 
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Wrichik Basu said:
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Reminds me of a joke back in the day when all offices had fax machines. (Younger readers may have to find out what a fax machine was.)

If you run out of paper, you can ask another office to fax some blank pages to you.
 
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The pandemic science is on people's minds a lot - bread makers, for example.
One person named starter dough 'patient zero'
 
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From the youtube comments:
Kirara's Mom - "I feel sorry for you extroverts. Us introverts is fine."

REPLY
Hey It's Dom! - "Lollll. I'm not an extrovert, I'm an introvert, and I need to get out of this house and have some alone timeeee."
 
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TEXT:
There is no fitness club here,
you should gorge less
 
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wrobel said:
fitness
My Russian is very rusty, I did not notice that the first word transliterates to "fitness club".
 
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wrobel said:
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There is no fitness club here,
you should gorge less
And do so Ipso Fatso.
 
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