Collection of Lame Jokes

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Discussion Overview

The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.

Discussion Character

  • Exploratory
  • Debate/contested
  • Conceptual clarification

Main Points Raised

  • Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
  • Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
  • A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
  • There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
  • Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.

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Science Fun Fact #1 --

It was Pythagoras' mother who was the first person ever to use the expression "Do the math!".
 
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WWGD said:
Another entry for the joke analysts here in 'Lame Jokes' in PF:View attachment 266242
Do you have the link to the video to which these comments were posted?
 
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Wrichik Basu said:
Do you have the link to the video to which these comments were posted?
Not off hand, I will look it up.
 
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WWGD said:
Not off hand, I will look it up.

I'm pretty sure it's this
 
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Wrichik Basu said:
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Reminds me of a joke back in the day when all offices had fax machines. (Younger readers may have to find out what a fax machine was.)

If you run out of paper, you can ask another office to fax some blank pages to you.
 
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The pandemic science is on people's minds a lot - bread makers, for example.
One person named starter dough 'patient zero'
 
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From the youtube comments:
Kirara's Mom - "I feel sorry for you extroverts. Us introverts is fine."

REPLY
Hey It's Dom! - "Lollll. I'm not an extrovert, I'm an introvert, and I need to get out of this house and have some alone timeeee."
 
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TEXT:
There is no fitness club here,
you should gorge less
 
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wrobel said:
fitness
My Russian is very rusty, I did not notice that the first word transliterates to "fitness club".
 
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wrobel said:
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TEXT:
There is no fitness club here,
you should gorge less
And do so Ipso Fatso.
 
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