Collection of Lame Jokes

[WWGD]

Defund the police.

Defund naked subject.

 

[jbriggs444]

That's no fund.

 

[Keith_McClary]

Smile, it's contagious.

 

[etotheipi]

Smile, it's contagious.

Nah I'll pass on that one, one pandemic is enough for me

 

[fresh_42]

Smile, it's contagious.

I know only two people which cause(d) an automatic smile in me:
Tenzin Gyatso and Charles Edward Anderson Berry

 

[phinds]

A truck with a load of Roget's Thesaurus overturned and spilled them all over the road. Witnesses were stunned, startled, flabbergasted, amazed, surprized, taken aback, stupefied ...

 

[phinds]

Johnny was filling up a good-sized hole in his back yard when the neighbor leaned over the fence and asked him what he was doing. The kid explained that he was burying his goldfish, which had died. Neighbor says, that an awfully big hole for a goldfish. Kid replies, yeah, that's 'cause he's inside your cat.

 

[DrGreg]

A truck with a load of Roget's Thesaurus overturned and spilled them all over the road. Witnesses were stunned, startled, flabbergasted, amazed, surprized, taken aback, stupefied ...

I suppose the driver was lost for words?

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[jtbell]

 

[Halc]

 

[Wrichik Basu]

 

[jack action]

I pulled a muscle digging for gold. Just a miner injury.

 

[WWGD]

I pulled a muscle digging for gold. Just a miner injury.

My ex gf has a permanent injury...( Looking for gold in all the wrong places...)

 

[WWGD]

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You must Far Go to do this.

 

[fresh_42]

Looking for gold in all the wrong places...

Sounds like a mayor injury.

 

[fresh_42]

You must Far Go to do this.

Not that far. Looks as if the photo was taken in the Netherlands.

 

[WWGD]

I could have sworn I had the program to open .djvu files...Didn't I post this before?

 

[WWGD]

Not that far. Looks as if the photo was taken in the Netherlands.

But you can also do it in Far Go other places. Hint: Coen Brothers.

 

[WWGD]

Sounds like a mayor injury.

Old country song.

 

[WWGD]

I could have sworn I had the program to open .djvu files...Didn't I post this before?

 

[jtbell]

I pulled a muscle digging for gold. Just a miner injury.

Don't let a piano fall on you while you're down there, or you'll be A flat minor. <bwonnnnng>

 

[phinds]

Ah, Jeez, it's starting again

 

[shjacks45]

True.
Do Zebras have black stripes or white stripes? The hair on the belly is white, so black stripes. But skin is actually black.

From george carlin:
Why do we drive on a parkway but park on a driveway?
Why are there InterState freeways in Hawaii?
Where are we going? And what's with this handbasket?
One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
"This program was pre-recorded." Well, of course it was pre-recorded! When else are you going to record it, afterwards?
Chickens are decent people. You don't see chickens hanging around in drug gangs, do you? No. You don't see a chicken strapping some guy into a chair and hooking him up to electricity, do you?... When's the last chicken you heard about came home from work and beat the dang out of his hen, huh? Doesn't happen... 'cause chickens are decent people.

source: http://www.jokes4us.com/peoplejokes/comedianjokes/georgecarlinjokes.html

 

[wrobel]

text: the racing of submarines is an exciting show

 

[jack action]

My ex gf has a permanent injury...

She's a hairstylist?

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

She's a hairstylist?

She's from Russia
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