Collection of Lame Jokes

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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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WWGD said:
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The five stages of productivity
  1. Look around and think about where to begin.
  2. Sit down on the couch and keep thinking.
  3. Lay down since it is more comfortable.
  4. Cover me up because I'm cold.
  5. Fall asleep.
 
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fresh_42 said:
The five stages of productivity
  1. Look around and think about where to begin.
  2. Sit down on the couch and keep thinking.
  3. Lay down since it is more comfortable.
  4. Cover me up because I'm cold.
  5. Fall asleep.
So you're saying that I left my laptop web camera on again...?
 
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fresh_42 said:
Its defense mechanism is telling you for hours, non-stop, how much more ethical it is than other non-vegan beasts.
 
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dextercioby said:
I remember reading of a couple of guys, both called Alan Jones, who worked in the same specific field. They published together occasionally, and referenced their papers as Al et Al.
 
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dextercioby said:
Have pity on him and hit them with a shovel in the face instead. It'll hurt less. ;).
 
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Wasps!

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fresh_42 said:
Google Translate did a pretty good job: "What an awkward spot the wasps built a nest in".
 
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For some reason this reminded me of our dog when I was a teenager. We put Christmas presents for him under the tree and he wouldn't touch them until we gave them to him on Christmas day. Only then, he would shred the box to bits getting to his present.
 
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Shakespeare couldn't decide what pencil to use. 2B or not 2B?
 
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Strike!
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The fb-site where it is from calls itself "Alliance against idiots in the workplace."
 
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berkeman said:
This one is especially cute, IMO:

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"Detail oriented" would be another good one.
 
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The "rebel" part is actually accurate in this case.
Not being limited to 3.
 
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berkeman said:
This is from one of those humor items on CNN today -- it's got funny test answers from little kids, and some are pretty good. It's not too obnoxious to go through, since you can just scroll down through them instead of having to keep going to the next page. This one is especially cute, IMO:

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"Articles" (a, an, the) sometimes are, and sometimes are not counted as "words;" depends on the curriculum.
 
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berkeman said:
This one is especially cute, IMO:
It IS good but I prefer the one I saw elsewhere some time back:

Q: Describe yourself in 3 words
A: Bad at following directions
 
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Q: What would be your best qualities that you would add to our team?
A: Patience and endurance.
Q: You will hear from us.
A: It's ok. I will wait.
 
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What's brown and wrinkled and lies on the bottom of the sea?---Moby prune(I swear someone actually told this to me when I was a kid)
 
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BillTre said:
The man is a bit of a genius; odd, or perhaps not so odd, for an ex-lawyer.
 

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