Collection of Lame Jokes

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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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And if you really are stupid, you'll actually pay $269 for it.
 
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fresh_42 said:
That should be FL600. FL60 doesn't exist, and FL060 means 6,000 ft. Commercial aircrafts generally cruise at or above FL300.
 
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Wife: "Look, that drunk over there!"
Husband: "Don't tell me you know him."
Wife: "Yes, I dated him five years ago. He proposed to me, but I declined."
Husband: "Unbelievable, he is still partying."
 
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A classic:
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WWGD said:
That's doctored? If no, I'm posting that to my fast food out lets. You need to keep up guys. Give something spectacularly greedy to aim at.
 
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dextercioby said:
[...height & weight..]
He missed an obvious one at the end...

"Why does my weight matter?"

"I need to know whether my bathroom scales will be safe around you."
 
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fresh_42 said:
Looks surprisingly similar to the ear test for wifes.
Beat me to that comment.
 
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Today I learned that Barilla is being sued for claiming that it's Italy's number one brand of pasta, even though it's actually made in Iowa.

In other words, it's accused of being an impasta.
 
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Halloween twin engine:
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Bystander said:
Huh?
Oh, come on. THINK about it.

My daughter, who has two kids, loved it.
 
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Bystander said:
Huh?
phinds said:
Oh, come on. THINK about it.

My daughter, who has two kids, loved it.
Some show-off's wife has a Porsche.
 
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fresh_42 said:
Some show-off's wife has a Porsche.
Now I'm totally baffled.
 
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fresh_42 said:
Some show-off's wife has a Porsche.
Now it's my turn to say ... HUH?
 
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Bystander said:
Now I'm totally baffled.
I have no idea about the Porsche, but for the mother:
a mother has to have eyes in the back of her head
 
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phinds said:
Now it's my turn to say ... HUH?
"Who's on first?"
 
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phinds said:
Now it's my turn to say ... HUH?
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phinds said:
Halloween twin engine:
Witch one?
 
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A shop assistant fought off an armed robber with a labeling gun.
Police are looking for a man with a price on his head.
 
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A Medieval jousting tournament will be held on our village green this week.
It's for two knights only.
 
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Wrichik Basu said:

Manager: Awesome! I'll keep that in mind for whenever a rush job comes in over a weekend.
 
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Evolution can be painstakingly slow...
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Landlord: "Come now, Mr. Shakespeare, make up your mind about this apartment! 2B or not 2B, that is the question."
 
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