The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
That's doctored? If no, I'm posting that to my fast food out lets. You need to keep up guys. Give something spectacularly greedy to aim at.
not sure. I'm in if it is. Enough for a month. There are places that offer portions this size that have a deal: You pay only if you can't finish the whole thig. Makes up for some grotesque moments and even ambulances at times ( or so I've heard)
A politician visited a remote town and asked the inhabitants what the government could do for them.
"We have two big needs,”
“First, we have a hospital but no doctor.”
The politician whipped out his mobile phone, spoke for a while and then said, “I have sorted it out. A doctor will arrive here tomorrow.
What is your other need?”
“Mobile phone reception in our town !"
A politician visited a remote town and asked the inhabitants what the government could do for them.
"We have two big needs,”
“First, we have a hospital but no doctor.”
The politician whipped out his mobile phone, spoke for a while and then said, “I have sorted it out. A doctor will arrive here tomorrow.
What is your other need?”
“Mobile phone reception in our town !"View attachment 316231View attachment 316232View attachment 316233View attachment 316234
BUSTED
I bet this originated in my country. I've seen this a lot on WhatsApp.
A politician visited a remote town and asked the inhabitants what the government could do for them.
"We have two big needs,”
“First, we have a hospital but no doctor.”
The politician whipped out his mobile phone, spoke for a while and then said, “I have sorted it out. A doctor will arrive here tomorrow.
What is your other need?”
“Mobile phone reception in our town !"View attachment 316231View attachment 316232View attachment 316233View attachment 316234
I've been into DIY Hifi myself, and had a good laugh when I saw this.
Therefore I posted it in a DIY Hifi group I'm in on Facebook.
It got 3 likes from group members, but after that the joke got deleted from the group. Maybe the group admin is a bit touchy.
I've been into DIY Hifi myself, and had a good laugh when I saw this.
Therefore I posted it in a DIY Hifi group I'm in on Facebook.
It got 3 likes from group members, but after that the joke got deleted from the group. Maybe the group admin is a bit touchy.
Maybe it hit a nerve.
That joke explained to me why my speaker cables are so bombastic compared with the speaker cables in a computer case ...
S O M E T I M E S <sigh>
Sometimes...when you cry... No one sees your tears.
Sometimes...when you are in pain... No one sees your hurt.
Sometimes...when you are worried...No one sees your stress.
Sometimes...when you are happy... No one sees your smile.
But fart just ONE time... And everybody notices!
A Little 10-year-old girl was walking home, alone, from school one day, when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up beside her.
After following along for a while, turns to her and asks,
"Hey there little girl, do you want to go for a ride?"
"NO!" says the little girl as she keeps on walking.
The motorcyclist again pulls up beside her and asks,
"Hey little girl, I will give you $10 if you hop on the back."
"NO!" says the little girl again as she hurries down the street.
The motorcyclist pulls up beside the little girl again and says,
"Okay kid, my last offer! I'll give you 20 Bucks "and" a Big Bag of Candy if you will just hop on the back of my bike and we will go for a ride."
Finally, the little girl stops and turns towards him and Screams Out...
"Look Dad" "You're the one who bought the Honda instead of the Harley... YOU RIDE IT!"
