Collection of Lame Jokes

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Discussion Overview

The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.

Discussion Character

  • Exploratory
  • Debate/contested
  • Conceptual clarification

Main Points Raised

  • Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
  • Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
  • A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
  • There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
  • Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.

  • #811
Somehow that reminds me that God gave us a penis and a brain, but not enough blood to use both at the same time.
 
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  • #812
Borg said:
A friend of mine used to always say "mine's only 5 inches but, most women like 'em that wide". Now that I think of it, he didn't have a good memory either. :-p

:smile:

It is a "lame" joke... remember. :wink:
 
  • #813
Borek said:
Somehow that reminds me that God gave us a penis and a brain, but not enough blood to use both at the same time.

Another classic, "We [men] are life support systems for a penis."
 
  • #815
EVO! :smile:
 
  • #816
"If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks."

Classic Evo :smile:
 
  • #817
nismaratwork said:
"When I was born, I was given a choice - A big dick or a good memory. I don't remember, what I chose."

Borg said:
A friend of mine used to always say "mine's only 5 inches but, most women like 'em that wide". Now that I think of it, he didn't have a good memory either. :-p

Borek said:
Somehow that reminds me that God gave us a penis and a brain, but not enough blood to use both at the same time.

:biggrin::smile::biggrin:
 
  • #818
DevilsAvocado said:
:biggrin::smile::biggrin:

Thank you kind sir, thank you! :wink:
 
  • #819
Kasparov's Apocalypse Now

*** Warning! Body part in strange environment! ***

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFcZm7UUYIg
 
  • #820
Oh god, isn't that priceless?
 
  • #821
:biggrin:
 
  • #822
That probably led to some strange conversations over dinner that evening.

"How was work today? Anything interesting happen?"

"I batted a flying penis out of the air. How was your day, dear?"
 
  • #823
lisab said:
That probably led to some strange conversations over dinner that evening.

"How was work today? Anything interesting happen?"

"I batted a flying penis out of the air. How was your day, dear?"

:smile:

LAME jokes Lisa... you're supposed to be LAME. You go join DaveC... that was funny.
 
  • #824
lisab said:
"I batted a flying penis out of the air. How was your day, dear?"
:blushing::smile::smile::smile::blushing:
 
  • #825
I want to get a tiny version of that, and fly it into Qaddafi's ear. :biggrin:

Then you detonate the C4... :wink:
 
  • #826
nismaratwork said:
I want to get a tiny version of that, and fly it into Qaddafi's ear. :biggrin:

Actually, I think we can fix this! :rolleyes:
3 men walk into a bar.

After they drink a couple of beers they are ready to leave, but the bartender won't let them unless they have 12 inches of dick between them.

The first guy whips his out and shows 6 inches.

The second guy drops his pants and shows 5 inches.

Finally, the third guy shows his 1 inch dick.

The bartender says "Ok, that's 12 inches you can go".

As the're walking away the first guy sais to the third, "Thank god you had a boner or we'd still be there."
 
  • #827
DevilsAvocado said:
Kasparov's Apocalypse Now

*** Warning! Body part in strange environment! ***

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFcZm7UUYIg


I remember seeing that on the news. Fun times.

Incidentally I happen to be both well endowed and have a good memory.
 
  • #828
In the news: HEROIC PIT BULL JOURNEYS 2000 MILES TO ATTACK OWNER!
 
  • #829
A plane was flying from Poland to France and then to America. To keep track of nationalities for customs assigned seating was used. France nationals were on one side while Polish nationals occupied the other. On the descent into America the French were clammoring about the spectacular views. Curious, one of the Polish stepped onto the French side to see. Immediately and without warning the aircraft burst into flames and plummeted to Earth. When asked why the plane crashed so suddenly, a FAA spokesperson answered, "We discovered a pole in the right half of the plane."
 
  • #830
That's like the joke about Cauchy's dog. They say it leaves a residue at every pole.
 
  • #831
Gokul43201 said:
That's like the joke about Cauchy's dog. They say it leaves a residue at every pole.

Heh...

I'm ashamed that I laughed at that... :blushing:

Still...

Hehheh...
 
  • #832
Bob was an astronaut, but he's not anymore. He landed on an object he thought had a mass of 4x1024, in kilograms.It was actually in gigagrams.
 
  • #833
FtlIsAwesome said:
Bob was an astronaut, but he's not anymore. He landed on an object he thought had a mass of 4x1024, in kilograms.


It was actually in gigagrams.

He must have a really flat personality now.
 
  • #834
FtlIsAwesome said:
It was actually in gigagrams.

It adds new meaning to the statement "check your units" that we see so often at PF.
 
  • #835
Gokul43201 said:
That's like the joke about Cauchy's dog. They say it leaves a residue at every pole.

That's why Poles hate Cauchy's dog, eh?
 
  • #836
FtlIsAwesome said:
Bob was an astronaut, but he's not anymore. He landed on an object he thought had a mass of 4x1024, in kilograms.


It was actually in gigagrams.

I bet that mistake weighs heavy on him these days...
 
  • #837
FtlIsAwesome said:
Bob was an astronaut, but he's not anymore. He landed on an object he thought had a mass of 4x1024, in kilograms.


It was actually in gigagrams.


That's what happens when you use a slide-rule upside down... :biggrin:
 
  • #838
Borek said:
It adds new meaning to the statement "check your units" that we see so often at PF.
Wow! I didn't know my jokes had hidden meaning...
 
  • #839
There are 10 types of people in this world: those who know ternary, those who don't, and those who thought this was going to be a binary statement.


There are 10 types of people in this world: those who know binary and those who don't.


There is 10 type of people in this world: those who know that this statement is a paradox.


There are 10 types of people in this world: well, apparently this world is uninhabited.
 
  • #840
nismaratwork said:
That's what happens when you use a slide-rule upside down... :biggrin:

I wish I knew how to use one of those.
 

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