Collection of Lame Jokes

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Discussion Overview

The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.

Discussion Character

  • Exploratory
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  • Conceptual clarification

Main Points Raised

  • Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
  • Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
  • A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
  • There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
  • Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.

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I'm not sure if this goes here. Maybe it should go in the weird news compilation, but this has me laughing more than I have in years. I just bought a commemorative t-shirt.

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Staffer #1: "We need to hold a press conference. Where would be a good place for it?"

Staffer #2: "The Four Seasons [Hotel] would be nice." [raises voice] "Alexa, call Four Seasons for me!"
 
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jtbell said:
Staffer #1: "We need to hold a press conference. Where would be a good place for it?"

Staffer #2: "The Four Seasons [Hotel] would be nice." [raises voice] "Alexa, call Four Seasons for me!"
Interestingly, The Four Seasons Total Landscaping location had a crematorium on one side and a Fantasy Island adult store on the other.
Nice Setting!
 
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Reminder that politics jokes are banned, thanks!
 
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Did you know bagels have star signs? They're all Tauruses.
 
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Lame, there are B batteries.
 
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nsaspook said:
Lame, there are B batteries.
Not to any appreciable extent in the US. In GB they are sometimes used.
 
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Besides which, B batteries are very difficult for stutterers to order.

Clerk: what do you want.
Customer: I w-want b-batteries p-please
Clerk: sure, what size?
Customer: b-batteries
Clerk: yes, I understand, but what SIZE?
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nsaspook said:
Lame, there are B batteries.
But why there no B 'R' batteries?
 
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Evidence of voting irregularities found:

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phinds said:
Besides which, B batteries are very difficult for stutterers to order.

Clerk: what do you want.
Customer: I w-want b-batteries p-please
Clerk: sure, what size?
Customer: b-batteries
Clerk: yes, I understand, but what SIZE?
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nsaspook said:
Lame, there are B batteries.
phinds said:
Not to any appreciable extent in the US. In GB they are sometimes used.

Nor in Oz or NZ
I actually had to google B Battery to see what they looked like ... appears to be several variations
 
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davenn said:
Nor in Oz or NZ
I actually had to google B Battery to see what they looked like ... appears to be several variations
For those who don't know, "OZ" is what we in The US call "AU" (Australia)
 
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I found out ...

... but went back in again.
 
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Before I speak, I have something important to say. ##-## Groucho
 
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sysprog said:
Before I speak, I have something important to say. ##-## Groucho
Would that be before or after uttering it?
 
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Stavros Kiri said:
Would that be before or after uttering it?
It would be Groucho ##-## "Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others."
 
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Also:
"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read."
 
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BillTre said:
Inside of a dog its too dark to read.
You can get an endoscope camera with a light (so that homework excuse is no good anymore).
 
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My dog ate my homework but luckily I have the endoscope!
Please return both after you graded my homework.
 
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