Collection of Lame Jokes

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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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davenn said:

Context: Baldrick invents a time machine by accident and Blackadder goes back in time to (among other things) get Shakespeare's signature.
 
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A biologist, a chemist, and a statistician are out hunting.
The biologist shoots at a deer and misses five feet to the left. The chemist takes a shot and misses five feet to the right.
The statistician yells "We got 'em!”
 
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davenn said:
The statistician yells "We got 'em!”
That's just mean...
 
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Ibix said:
That's just mean...
Indeed! The chemist did that on purpose!
 
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Ibix said:
That's just mean...
Just an average day for hunting.
 
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One snowman says to the other:
"I still get 50 euros from you!"
"Wait until June. Then I'll be liquid again!"
 
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jack action said:
More degrees​
Thus suggesting that U.S. scholars earn 80% more degrees during their college education than European scholars, due to the genius of Fahrenheit.
 
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dextercioby said:
Google, you liar!!
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I am pretty sure there are at least a couple of stars visible to the human eye as well.
 
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Orodruin said:
I am pretty sure there are at least a couple of stars visible to the human eye as well.
Google itself claims:
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You shouldn't limit yourself to mere stars :)

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That 3 miles of google apparently referred to this article:
https://gouldvision.com/blog/how-far-can-humans-see/

This article also mentions the Andromeda galaxy. And about those 3 miles:
"
3 miles: The edge of the Earth (as it curves) is about 3 miles from viewing point to the edge. Ever stare out at the ocean? The farthest point you can see is about 3 miles out.
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Wait. I thought that on a clear day you can see forever. Are you telling me that Alan Jay Lerner lied to us?
 
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