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Last month I tried to post a cartoon about the annoying pre-election period.
Collection of Lame Jokes
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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.
PREREQUISITES- Understanding of basic joke structure and humor types
- Familiarity with puns and wordplay
- Knowledge of cultural references in humor
- Ability to appreciate absurdity in comedic contexts
- Explore the history of puns in literature and comedy
- Research the psychology of humor and why people enjoy lame jokes
- Learn about different styles of comedy, including surrealism and absurdism
- Investigate the role of cultural references in joke-telling
Anyone looking to enhance their comedic repertoire, including aspiring comedians, writers, and individuals interested in the mechanics of humor. This discussion is particularly beneficial for those who enjoy light-hearted, silly jokes and want to understand their appeal.
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Just a matter of enough popcorn.Keith_McClary said:
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and distance. Don't forget the distance. One ocean is recommended.
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... and where are all the wildlife rescue people when you really need them? There's a beached whale here that needs saving!WWGD said:
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I never thought it had been meant literally when some dude said "I have to go for Bengal tigers."
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long ago as a schoolboy I was taught that "them" was not applied to inanimate objects. But further communicating with native English speakers I discovered that it is not trueWWGD said:
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What would your teacher write instead of "where are houses when you need them"?
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I do not know I can not conduct spiritualistic sessionsmfb said:
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Well, you remember the teacher didn't want to use "them". Maybe you remember what the teacher used instead?
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Where are houses when you need the damned things?mfb said:
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Where the houses when you need a roof over your head?mfb said:
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And do not plant daisies!Fervent Freyja said:
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fresh_42 said:
Why not? My favorite flower! Wild, free and simply beautiful!
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Yes, but if you plant them where you have hidden a body that shall not be found, then everybody can see that someone is pushing daisies there,Fervent Freyja said:
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(EDIT: Although, polar bears have appeared 3000 m high, in the middle of the Greenland Ice Sheet more than 300 km from the nearest coast.)
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Q: What's Yoda's last name?
Layheehoo
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Musk: Hold my Falcon HeavyWWGD said:
(see my avatar)
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I recall a car guys episode (on NPR) where a Möbius fan belt was used on some German car.
Having twice as long side in contact with the pulleys was supposed to prolong its life.
Having twice as long side in contact with the pulleys was supposed to prolong its life.
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What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night?
Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog.
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Do you think ignorance, or apathy, is a bigger problem today?
I don't know, and I don't care.
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Last week I thought procrastination was the problem, but I've been putting off saying so.gmax137 said: