Collection of Lame Jokes

[fresh_42]

I enjoyed the joke, but it may get nuked for political reasons. Doh!

It should get nuked for its beard, not for politics. I imagine this joke exists in countless languages.
Even "White House" isn't unique:

Moscow:

Bucharest:

 

[phinds]

I enjoyed the joke, but it may get nuked for political reasons. Doh!

Why? Corruption is non-partisan / bipartisan

 

[berkeman]

Why? Corruption is non-partisan / bipartisan

Why did you pick the White House, and those three states in particular? Are you Russian maybe?

Oh crap, the humor could be fun, but this subthread needs to be deleted before we all get into trouble. Let's all repost this on our Twitter feeds, and this thread will self-distruct in 90 seconds... 90, 89, 88..

 

[fresh_42]

I read an article yesterday titled "Times Americans Proved They Were Clueless". It was hilarious, however, I didn't dare to post it here. After that, I read an interview with Rick Steves about Americans in Germany. That was funny, too.

 

[berkeman]

After that, I read an interview with Rick Steves about Americans in Germany. That was funny, too.

Hey, I was an American in Germany, but I was only 4 y/o. Although I did go back for a conference a couple years ago...

 

[fresh_42]

Hey, I was an American in Germany, but I was only 4 y/o. Although I did go back for a conference a couple years ago...

Americans in Germany aren't exotic. I checked an old (2017) data sheet and found 250 Americans are registered in my hometown alone. It's rather more than less now. Germany became quite attractive to Americans a couple of years ago.

 

[berkeman]

found 250 Americans are registered in my hometown alone.

We, we, need to register? Rhut-rho...

 

[fresh_42]

We, we, need to register? Rhut-rho...

As residents, not as tourists. All have to.

Edit: The police want to know where to send the tickets to.

Edit edit: I let you know if I will face the fee if you don't ...

 

[BillTre]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[phinds]

An oldie but goodie.

 

[martinbn]

 

[pinball1970]

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It's more of a horsey thing?

 

[fresh_42]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[DennisN]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[Orodruin]

 

[Ibix]

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That's... honest. Where's it from? "An Unvarnished Introduction to the Immutable Laws of Physics"?

 

[kuruman]

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Something that Wile E. Coyote knows too well.

 

[davenn]

 

[davenn]

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Physics 101

 

[DennisN]

 

[BillTre]

 

[berkeman]

That's... honest. Where's it from? "An Unvarnished Introduction to the Immutable Laws of Physics"?

It's from his latest textbook that @Orodruin is writing. He wanted to write a science textbook for a younger audience this time...

 

[dextercioby]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[phinds]

 

[fresh_42]

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RIP Lemmy.

 

[DennisN]

 

[fresh_42]

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I hope none will catch you. Ether is a forbidden topic on PF.

 

[davenn]

 

[WWGD]

 

[davenn]

 

[davenn]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[phinds]

 

[phinds]

 

[Ibix]

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I believe I know $y$.$$y=b\cos\left(\frac xu\right)$$

 

[Wrichik Basu]

 

[WWGD]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[berkeman]

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I'd invited a few of my fellow engineers over to my apartment here in Silicon Valley in the mid-80's for a party, and I had a stack much like (except for the disc player on the bottom) with a 10" TV next to it with rabbit ears. One of my friends commented, "I like your priorities."

 

[fresh_42]

Text says: Hi! 2 cinnamon rolls and an Uzi, please.

 

[Orodruin]

 

[Ibix]

Rust streak on sign: joke almost as old as the stone.

 

[DennisN]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[WWGD]