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He siad, yuo undrespood him!BillTre said:
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Only 385 days until Christmas! 
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The turkeys are looking GREAT this year.
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Two old people discuss together:
- I just made a silent fart. What do I do?
- Put new batteries in your hearing aid.
- I just made a silent fart. What do I do?
- Put new batteries in your hearing aid.
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Just don't ask the guest(s) what kind of meat they would like, the drumstick or the ...Ivan Seeking said:
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Metaphor: The collective result of many phors.
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Business signs:
North Side Concrete --- we dry harder
Pattie's Pastries --- Hey, get your buns in here
Smith's Septic Service --- We're number 1 in the number 2 business
Ho's Dry Cleaner --- Drop your pants here
Boston tacos --- Don't just stand there, come inside and get fed up
South Side Diaper Service --- Let us lighten your load
Greenside Plant Nursery --- Our business is growing
Billie's Body Shop --- May we have the next dents?
Edgar's Muffler --- no appointment necessary; we'll hear you coming
Maple's Massage Parlor --- It's great to be kneaded
Cincinnati bakery --- while you sleep, we loaf
Smith Plumbers --- a good flush beats a full house
Ithaca Vacuum Cleaner Service --- Our business sucks
and my favorite:
Hillsgate Trash Service --- satisfaction guarantee or double your trash back
North Side Concrete --- we dry harder
Pattie's Pastries --- Hey, get your buns in here
Smith's Septic Service --- We're number 1 in the number 2 business
Ho's Dry Cleaner --- Drop your pants here
Boston tacos --- Don't just stand there, come inside and get fed up
South Side Diaper Service --- Let us lighten your load
Greenside Plant Nursery --- Our business is growing
Billie's Body Shop --- May we have the next dents?
Edgar's Muffler --- no appointment necessary; we'll hear you coming
Maple's Massage Parlor --- It's great to be kneaded
Cincinnati bakery --- while you sleep, we loaf
Smith Plumbers --- a good flush beats a full house
Ithaca Vacuum Cleaner Service --- Our business sucks
and my favorite:
Hillsgate Trash Service --- satisfaction guarantee or double your trash back
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phinds said:
We had a radiator shop that claimed to be the best place to take a leak.
The gas station offered free break checks.
Many moons ago I worked for MCTS - Mobile Computerized Tomographic Services.
Our company t-shirts read: We give the best head and better body scans.
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The bird seems to have replaced a man in the second rank. Is this the origin of the expression "to chicken out"?WWGD said:
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How many volumes are there? I want a series that goes to eleven!davenn said:
