Collection of Lame Jokes

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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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Pregnant women are technically bodybuilders.
 
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Staring at w[/size]indows is a common job, too.
 
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WWGD said:
[All shrimp were born male, but grow into females as they mature]
Hmm. Interesting strategy. The mature females can always have naughties with young boys, and... it's normal.

I wonder whether CRISPR could engineer a similar thing in humans, but with genders reversed? :rolleyes:
 
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WWGD said:
[How does one man manage to look like Bill Clinton and the Queen simultaneously?]
Poor guy. I wonder if he also suffers from an anus horriblis?
 
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strangerep said:
Hmm. Interesting strategy. The mature females can always have naughties with young boys, and... it's normal.

I wonder whether CRISPR could engineer a similar thing in humans, but with genders reversed? :rolleyes:
Let's ask TikTok.
 
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My son complained about a horrendous pun I made, and asked (in proper teenage dramatic fashion) WHY he had to put up with my jokes. I told him he was probably being pun-ished for something.

He didn't think that was as funny as I did...
 
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Teams of Forest Rangers shoot grizzlies with sedative darts before approaching.​

There's safety in numb bears.​

 
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Natural selection.

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WWGD said:
An even lamer reply: "Steak would be a good option. Feed some of it to the cat for putting dinner on the table for once, that lazya$$".
 
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dextercioby said:
Natural selection.

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Not much different from what others do in social media.
 
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Echo 6 Sierra said:
Why did the chicken cross the road?

He was stapled to Sid Vicious.
Who in turn was attempting to teach the o'possum it could be done
 
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Ivan Seeking said:
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rabbit?a rabbit fur sock
 
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Something soft and warm for your trunk and junk, with ears
 
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As I've been away for some time I can't remember if I posted this one. Still, I want my return to be on a bright note and I cculdn't find it using search. So here is the most intellectual joke I know:

Q: Whats green, brown, has four legs and will kill you instantly if it falls on you from a tree?

A: A pool table.
 
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Shyleea1 said:
Something soft and warm for your trunk and junk, with ears
I made that post over 18 years ago! LOL!!!
 
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