Collection of Lame Jokes

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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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  • Understanding of basic joke structure and humor types
  • Familiarity with puns and wordplay
  • Knowledge of cultural references in humor
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  • Explore the history of puns in literature and comedy
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Anyone looking to enhance their comedic repertoire, including aspiring comedians, writers, and individuals interested in the mechanics of humor. This discussion is particularly beneficial for those who enjoy light-hearted, silly jokes and want to understand their appeal.

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Waht?
 
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BillTre said:
what?
He siad, yuo undrespood him!
 
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Only 385 days until Christmas! 🎁🎅
 
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The turkeys are looking GREAT this year.

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Two old people discuss together:

- I just made a silent fart. What do I do?

- Put new batteries in your hearing aid.
 
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Ivan Seeking said:
Watching Fauci trying to find the right language is painful.

~ What we don't want to see is a surge on top of a surge within a surge while wrapping a surge around a surge...

He should just say "STAY AT HOME!"

He is noticeably frustrated. He has all but begged people to stay home.

 
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Ivan Seeking said:
The turkeys are looking GREAT this year.

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Just don't ask the guest(s) what kind of meat they would like, the drumstick or the ... :))
 
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Metaphor: The collective result of many phors.
 
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256bits said:
Just don't ask the guest(s) what kind of meat they would like, the drumstick or the ... :))
Or put a bra on it before cooking it.
 
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Ivan Seeking said:
Metaphor: The collective result of many phors.
I've met threes but never metaphor . (I'll see myself out.)
 
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Business signs:

North Side Concrete --- we dry harder
Pattie's Pastries --- Hey, get your buns in here
Smith's Septic Service --- We're number 1 in the number 2 business
Ho's Dry Cleaner --- Drop your pants here
Boston tacos --- Don't just stand there, come inside and get fed up
South Side Diaper Service --- Let us lighten your load
Greenside Plant Nursery --- Our business is growing
Billie's Body Shop --- May we have the next dents?
Edgar's Muffler --- no appointment necessary; we'll hear you coming
Maple's Massage Parlor --- It's great to be kneaded
Cincinnati bakery --- while you sleep, we loaf
Smith Plumbers --- a good flush beats a full house
Ithaca Vacuum Cleaner Service --- Our business sucks

and my favorite:

Hillsgate Trash Service --- satisfaction guarantee or double your trash back
 
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phinds said:
Business signs:

North Side Concrete --- we dry harder
Pattie's Pastries --- Hey, get your buns in here
Smith's Septic Service --- We're number 1 in the number 2 business
Ho's Dry Cleaner --- Drop your pants here
Boston tacos --- Don't just stand there, come inside and get fed up
South Side Diaper Service --- Let us lighten your load
Greenside Plant Nursery --- Our business is growing
Billie's Body Shop --- May we have the next dents?
Edgar's Muffler --- no appointment necessary; we'll hear you coming
Maple's Massage Parlor --- It's great to be kneaded
Cincinnati bakery --- while you sleep, we loaf
Smith Plumbers --- a good flush beats a full house
Ithaca Vacuum Cleaner Service --- Our business sucks

and my favorite:

Hillsgate Trash Service --- satisfaction guarantee or double your trash back

We had a radiator shop that claimed to be the best place to take a leak.

The gas station offered free break checks.

Many moons ago I worked for MCTS - Mobile Computerized Tomographic Services.
Our company t-shirts read: We give the best head and better body scans.
 
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phinds said:
Business signs:
On a garbage truck: "We service what we smell"

Business names:

A carpet and tile store in New Orleans: Floor de Lys

A hair salon in Portsmouth, Ohio: Curl Up and Dye
 
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I asked the librarian If they had any books on different noise levels...
The librarian says, "Sure, what volume would you like?"...
 
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The bird seems to have replaced a man in the second rank. Is this the origin of the expression "to chicken out"?
 
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davenn said:
I asked the librarian If they had any books on different noise levels...
The librarian says, "Sure, what volume would you like?"...
How many volumes are there? I want a series that goes to eleven!
 
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Ibix said:
How many volumes are there? I want a series that goes to eleven!

from 0 to 110 (dB) :wink:
 
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