Collection of Lame Jokes

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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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DaveC426913 said:
Dang it!
You owe Dennis 5 guineas. :wink:
 
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berkeman said:
You owe Dennis 5 guineas. :wink:
Fowl play imo.
 
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Did you hear Santa was stuck in a chimney for hours this year? He had to be freed by emergency services, and I hear there were some after effects. He's got Claustrophobia.
 
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It was sooo cold last weekend...

[peanut gallery] How cold was it, JT?

It was sooo cold, the goats froze!

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OSHA is a Government agency in charge of enforcing safety standards in the workplace.
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WWGD said:
OSHA is a Government agency in charge of enforcing safety standards in the workplace.
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They are wearing helmets. Nothing to see here.
 
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Orodruin said:
They are wearing helmets. Nothing to see here.
Unlike these guys

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How many forks could a forklift lift if a forklift could lift forks?
 
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Ibix said:
How many forks could a forklift lift if a forklift could lift forks?
Roughly 200000.
 
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It's forklifts all the way down for flat earthers.
 
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WWGD said:
OSHA is a Government agency in charge of enforcing safety standards in the workplace.
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first guy - So you say Godzilla came out if the water and he was this high?
second guy - No, Only this high.
 
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Happy new 2023!

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Thought for the day....

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Follow me for more helpful info.
 
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Your attention please: due to supply chain issues, New Years will be delayed until Feb 3rd.
 
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She'll be back. That stuff only lasts a few months.
 
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This is old but funny if you haven't seen it.

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DennisN said:
Happy new 2023!

[...Stan wakes up at the crack of Dawn...]
And the aroma of roses, no doubt?
 
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A new year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.
 
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