Collection of Lame Jokes

[WWGD]

 

[DennisN]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[nsaspook]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[256bits]

Reading the book twice, or reading two books will leave you with 25% of your problems.

Geometric series, isn't .

a_n = 100 ( 0.5 ) ^n-1

there will always be a problem

 

[topsquark]

My sister!

-Dan

 

[Filip Larsen]

there will always be a problem

What happens when you solve 50% of the one remaining problem? Are you left with one problem, a half-problem or no problem?

 

[Ivan Seeking]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[Ibix]

Oklahoma thought the Florida panhandle sounded good and wanted one of its own?

 

[topsquark]

Not that anyone is pointing any fingers...

-Dan

 

[Ivan Seeking]

What happens when you solve 50% of the one remaining problem? Are you left with one problem, a half-problem or no problem?

I'm an optimist. You have half a solution.

 

[256bits]

What happens when you solve 50% of the one remaining problem? Are you left with one problem, a half-problem or no problem?

Now there are two problems = the last one on the list, and the incurred problem
of dividing an odd number evenly.
Read the book, solve 50% of the 2 problems, leaving the one problem remaining.
ad infinitum,

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[fresh_42]

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Seen recently on NCIS:

"Send me the IP!"
"192.168...."

... and no, it was not meant as a joke.

 

[fresh_42]

 

[phinds]

 

[Al-Layth]

A man walks into a bar and proclaims;
I’m feeling mean enough tonight to whip a bear!
Following that, a burly giant of a man walks over to him and asks;
and just what kind of a bear would that be?
The first man uses his thumb and forefinger to illustrate his point as he responds;
a liiiiitle bitty bear!

There are lame jokes and then there's this

 

[collinsmark]

Seen recently on NCIS:

"Send me the IP!"
"192.168...."

... and no, it was not meant as a joke.

Actually, I think that's kinda' clever. It's equivalent to phone numbers in movies and TV shows, where all phone numbers start with 555-... . It's obviously wrong, but not too terribly out of the ordinary to break immersion. 'An acceptable level of suspension of disbelief, sort of thing.

 

[phinds]

Actually, I think that's kinda' clever. It's equivalent to phone numbers in movies and TV shows, where all phone numbers start with 555-... . It's obviously wrong, but not too terribly out of the ordinary to break immersion. 'An acceptable level of suspension of disbelief, sort of thing.

 

[scottdave]

No joke!

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It's People!

 

[DennisN]

 

[Ivan Seeking]

 

[Ivan Seeking]

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[WWGD]

Go Dutch:

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[topsquark]

-Dan

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[Bandersnatch]

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That would be 'Tent' and 'Bicycle' respectively.

 

[BillTre]

 

[topsquark]

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I couldn't get there. It was cold and it was snowing too hard. I had to swing by the church for a while until it passed.

-Dan

 

[Ivan Seeking]

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Tsk tsk tsk. I'm over 60 and did something like 40,000 ft-lbs of weight lifts last night, with as many controlled releases. And I'm just getting back in shape again.

Many people choose to be old. I decided aging and dying are for sissies and I refuse to do it!

 

[Ivan Seeking]

Every time I jump on the elliptical to do my high intensity interval training, I think "Run for your life!" My next thought is often, "And I hope I don't die".

 

[topsquark]

Every time I jump on the elliptical to do my high intensity interval training, I think "Run for your life!" My next thought is often, "And I hope I don't die".

Hmph. Every time I do stuff like that the tendonitis in my left elbow acts up and I start wheezing.

-Dan

 

[Arjan82]

Many people choose to be old. I decided aging and dying are for sissies and I refuse to do it!

Or as a famous Dutch writer (Harry Mulisch) once said:
"My mortality remains to be proven..."

 

[Ivan Seeking]

Hmph. Every time I do stuff like that the tendonitis in my left elbow acts up and I start wheezing.

-Dan

Yes, most of us have to compensate and figure out what we CAN do.