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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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WWGD said:
Don't batteries expire? Edit: Date is to know when to reolace batteries, as detectors are powered by batteries.
The date is to replace the detector after 10 years. I can't find why 10 years exactly, it just seems to be a typical lifetime of electronics if high reliability is required. (I have lots of ancient electronics that still sort of work.)
 
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Vaccines for Covid 19 are being delivered tomorrow.

For those who desire heard immunity, an audio version of the vaccine can be downloaded.
 
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mfb said:
They are just too passive. They never talk, never show any emotion or interact with you in other ways. Unless they are smoking hot, but then they scream like crazy.
Actually, I found out that they scream like crazy when you are smoking hot! :fire::fire::fire:
 
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I am looking for a song on YouTube but cannot find it. Can you help me? It's from Sade and the title is "Group Operator".
 
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fresh_42 said:
I am looking for a song on YouTube but cannot find it. Can you help me? It's from Sade and the title is "Group Operator".
I thought it was "Infinitely Differentiable Operator"?
 
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gmax137 said:
Quack on a Rack?
goose on a moose :wink:

but I like your alternative :smile:
 
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I finally ran a few miles yesterday, beating my friend on a bet, and now I can barely stand and walk. The thrill of victory and the agony of de feet.
 
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What the engineering consultant said:
Well, considering the budget limitations you've put on this project, we'll have to forgo most of the fancy stuff, so it isn't going to be sexy at all. As for the schedule, we should be able to finish it in about 3 months but it will take another month of testing before it will be ready for the customer. And don't forget we have to meet with the customer reps by the first of next month to make sure we're all on the same page for the project specs, otherwise the schedule will probably slip if there are significant changes.

What the marketing guy heard:
This sexy new product will be ready by the first of next month.
 
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DrClaude said:
Actually, I found out that they scream like crazy when you are smoking hot! :fire::fire::fire:
That's not limited to smoke detectors.
 
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DrClaude said:
Actually, I found out that they scream like crazy when you are smoking hot! :fire::fire::fire:
mfb said:
That's not limited to smoke detectors.
##\{\mathrm{smoke\ detectors}\}\cup\{\mathrm{Tom\ Jones}\}##
 
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I'm starting to fear my cat...
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Substitute teacher Freudian slip:
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Return to classes has been successful...for the most part
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Maybe you should have breakfast before leaving your house...
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WWGD said:
Maybe you should have breakfast before leaving your house...
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He should have held out for at least 20 Big Macs.
 
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Ivan Seeking said:
He should have held out for at least 20 Big Macs.
Or at least shaved! ;).
 
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They once had been 15 years ahead of their times ...

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... although close to their breakthrough ...

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... all looked like a step backwards.

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