Collection of Lame Jokes

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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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Just a quick lesson in behavioural biology:

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A protective dad
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Self-protective that is.
 
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" I told you to stop following those bees. Now you look like a Kardashian"
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I just found the worst page in the dictionary.
What I saw was disgusting, disgraceful, dishonest & disingenuous!
 
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WWGD said:
" I told you to leave the bee alone. Now you look like one of the Kardashians "
 
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I went to a fish and chips stand the other day run by monastery. I asked the guy manning it “Are you the fish friar or the chip monk?”
 
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No joke!

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dextercioby said:
Kind of the reverse of that, when I was doing my PhD a labmate had got some videos of his experiment and asked me, resident computer nerd, if I knew if he could embed them in the pdf version of his thesis (cutting edge stuff, back in the day). I didn't know, so typed "videos in LaTeX" into an early-2000s search engine.

Let's say that technical articles were not the top search result.
 
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dextercioby said:
I rolled my eyes at that one and didn't really look at the picture until just now... That's quite a skill.
 
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Ibix said:
Kind of the reverse of that, when I was doing my PhD a labmate had got some videos of his experiment and asked me, resident computer nerd, if I knew if he could embed them in the pdf version of his thesis (cutting edge stuff, back in the day). I didn't know, so typed "videos in LaTeX" into an early-2000s search engine.

Let's say that technical articles were not the top search result.
I saw a similar one after a demo to a customer. We were demonstrating a web page that had thumbnails on it. My manager was talking about its features, moused over them but never clicked on any of them (thankfully). Later, I had found that one piece of code just had a google search and another was a list of drilldowns for the thumbnails that someone had just entered xxx for each of them. We made sure to fix that before any more demos. :olduhh:
 
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I particularly like the automatic fertilizer attachment.
 
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In the French Soccer league: 5 Paris, Nothing Tolouse.
 
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This is the question I also ask myself when I see people praising having bots doing everything for us: To what end?
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Shultz was a huge fan of Socrates.

 
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But can he do it by smell only?
 
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Great Mnemonic for the Great Lakes.
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