Collection of Lame Jokes

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Discussion Overview

The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.

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  • Conceptual clarification

Main Points Raised

  • Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
  • Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
  • A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
  • There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
  • Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.

  • #8,701
We've been seeing a number of these inside our house the past few days:

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For some reason, they like to crawl inside our new energy-efficient kitchen ceiling light fixture, so we call them "LEDbugs."
 
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  • #8,702
Three surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.
The first surgeon said, "Electricians are the best, everything inside is color coded."
The second surgeon says, "No, I think librarians are, everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The third surgeon shut them up when he said, "You're all wrong.
Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
There's no guts, no heart, no brains, and no spine.
Plus, the head and the butt are interchangeable..."
 
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  • #8,705
The man who founded Google has been knighted...
He is now known as Sir Chengine...
 
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  • #8,709
OMG. Batman is a Karen.
 
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Bandersnatch said:
OMG. Batman is a Karen.
Maybe she's just Karen about Batman. :oldtongue:
 
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  • #8,711
Borg said:
Maybe she's just Karen about Batman. :oldtongue:
Is 'Karen' an adverb now?##-## shouldn't we at least use 'Karenly' to mean 'being a Karen'? ##-## and why that name anyway?
 
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Customer: What can you recommend, today?
Waiter: We have tongue on our menu. Very delicious!
Customer: Are you nuts? I don't eat what others had in their mouth! Bring me some ham and eggs.
 
  • #8,718
BillTre said:
The alt text on this is hilarious: I believe in getting immunity the old-fashioned way: By letting a bat virus take control of my lungs and turn my face into a disgusting plague fountain while my immune system desperately Googles 'how to make spike protein antibodies'.
 
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  • #8,719
It’s crazy how beavers just see running water
and just think to themselves “well someone has to put a stop to this”.
 
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  • #8,721
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I think they were asking for the date...
 
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  • #8,725
I went on a website to help me loose weight and they asked me if I accept cookies ...

Are they kidding me?!
 
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davenn said:
It’s crazy how beavers just see running water
and just think to themselves “well someone has to put a stop to this”.
Actually, it's the noise that bothers them. Sound really carries well under water. Because physics.
 
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WWGD said:
I think they were asking for the date...
I wouldn't date a smoke detector either.
 
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mfb said:
I wouldn't date a smoke detector either.
Why not? Don't batteries expire? Edit: Date is to know when to reolace batteries, as detectors are powered by batteries.
 
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WWGD said:
Why not?
They are just too passive. They never talk, never show any emotion or interact with you in other ways. Unless they are smoking hot, but then they scream like crazy.
 
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