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Mom, you are NOT going to put this on the INTERNET!
Collection of Lame Jokes
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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.
PREREQUISITES- Understanding of basic joke structure and humor types
- Familiarity with puns and wordplay
- Knowledge of cultural references in humor
- Ability to appreciate absurdity in comedic contexts
- Explore the history of puns in literature and comedy
- Research the psychology of humor and why people enjoy lame jokes
- Learn about different styles of comedy, including surrealism and absurdism
- Investigate the role of cultural references in joke-telling
Anyone looking to enhance their comedic repertoire, including aspiring comedians, writers, and individuals interested in the mechanics of humor. This discussion is particularly beneficial for those who enjoy light-hearted, silly jokes and want to understand their appeal.
Mom, you are NOT going to put this on the INTERNET!
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Mom: "I think we should buy an encyclopedia for Junior."
Dad: "Why can't he just walk to school like I did?"
Dad: "Why can't he just walk to school like I did?"
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Kid was asked to bring in a stool sample for his visit w/ the school nurse:
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The Three Musketeers go out to dinner. The waitress asks, "Do you want the check all for one, or one for all?"
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Reminds me of an ancient Ernie Kovacs sketch with a guy shooting into a frozen-fish freezer: "Holey mackerel!"phinds said:
(or maybe it was a fish tank... it was a looong time ago.)
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Since someone mentioned Ernie Kovacs:
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Ibix said:
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Now I got what a LAN party is! It's the equivalent to a measles party.
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Always wear gloves while using your computer. The Corona virus transmits so easily that you can email it to someone.
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