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Mom, you are NOT going to put this on the INTERNET!
Collection of Lame Jokes
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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
Mom, you are NOT going to put this on the INTERNET!
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Mom: "I think we should buy an encyclopedia for Junior."
Dad: "Why can't he just walk to school like I did?"
Dad: "Why can't he just walk to school like I did?"
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Kid was asked to bring in a stool sample for his visit w/ the school nurse:
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The Three Musketeers go out to dinner. The waitress asks, "Do you want the check all for one, or one for all?"
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Reminds me of an ancient Ernie Kovacs sketch with a guy shooting into a frozen-fish freezer: "Holey mackerel!"phinds said:
(or maybe it was a fish tank... it was a looong time ago.)
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Since someone mentioned Ernie Kovacs:
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Ibix said:
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Now I got what a LAN party is! It's the equivalent to a measles party.
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Always wear gloves while using your computer. The Corona virus transmits so easily that you can email it to someone.
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