Collection of Lame Jokes

[Ivan Seeking]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[jack action]

 

[Bandersnatch]

Oh, my. I sometimes forget there are ads on youtube.

 

[BillTre]

 

[Wrichik Basu]

Oh, my. I sometimes forget there are ads on youtube.

Once YouTube Vanced shuts down, we will all be in huge trouble. Though desktop users won't face any trouble.

 

[Bandersnatch]

Once YouTube Vanced shuts down, we will all be in huge trouble.

You can always download and use the desktop version of firefox for android, and watch youtube from there. All the extensions and addons work the same.

 

[Wrichik Basu]

You can always download and use the desktop version of firefox for android, and watch youtube from there. All the extensions and addons work the same.

I use Firefox on Android, and am pleased that it allows AdGuard. Even a few months back, the YouTube website from mobile browser didn't have the Shorts tab. Checked just now, and it is there!

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[Swamp Thing]

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Not a very compelling ad, in any case.

 

[Ivan Seeking]

Or as a famous Dutch writer (Harry Mulisch) once said:
"My mortality remains to be proven..."

I guess it's fair to say that if I'm not immortal, I'll never know it.

 

[topsquark]

-Dan

 

[dextercioby]

 

[WWGD]

Maybe a bit cruel:

 

[WWGD]

 

[Ibix]

Where does stuff that does its job but isn't brilliant get made?

Spoiler

In the satisfactory.

 

[Ibix]

I bought a dog off a blacksmith. When I got it home it made a bolt for the door.

 

[Ivan Seeking]

 

[Ivan Seeking]

 

[strangerep]

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Is that really Kath Day (Jane Turner) or just a lookalike?

 

[Ibix]

I'm going bald. But a friend told me he's going bald too and swears by a natural solution, a rabbit skin cap. From a distance it looks like hare.

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[256bits]

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Should the camel be that happy looking?
Photoshop again - geez.

 

[Swamp Thing]

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A fashion designer combined the national dress of India with the carefree styling of Polynesia. He's calling it his "Sari, Sarong number"

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[Ibix]

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I actually LOL'ed at that one. I'm on a train. Got a few weird looks. Perhaps I should tell them the joke...?

 

[dextercioby]

 

[WWGD]

I actually LOL'ed at that one. I'm on a train. Got a few weird looks. Perhaps I should tell them the joke...?

Why not? Wear a helmet, just in case they get an idea ;). Would be ironic if Jagger and team were there.

 

[DennisN]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[phinds]

Tornado Drill​

Friday, we had a tornado drill. The PA announcement said: "This is a tornado drill. Please move quickly away from any and all windows."

Somebody yelled out: "Quick! Get to a DOS prompt."

 

[Ibix]

Tornado Drill​

Friday, we had a tornado drill. The PA announcement said: "This is a tornado drill. Please move quickly away from any and all windows."

Somebody yelled out: "Quick! Get to a DOS prompt."

Red Dwarf had an "abandon ship" alarm with the ship's computer repeating "This is not a drill! This is not a drill! This is a drill! <Plays recording of pneumatic drill> Abandon ship!"

 

[phinds]

Red Dwarf had ...

Gads, hadn't thought about THAT one in a very long time.

 

[BillTre]

 

[Ibix]

I've started a Sarcastics' Club, but I'm having trouble telling if people are really interested in joining or not.

 

[phinds]

I've started a Sarcastics' Club, but I'm having trouble telling if people are really interested in joining or not.

Well, that's better than my procrastinator's club. Lots of people joined but no one every shows up for the meetings.

 

[Ibix]

Well, that's better than my procrastinator's club. Lots of people joined but no one every shows up for the meetings.

The first rule of procrastinators' club is to be written tomorrow.

 

[Ivan Seeking]

 

[fresh_42]

The first rule of procrastinators' club is to be written tomorrow.

I was a member of a Codependency Club but the meeting room was always locked by cochains.

 

[Ibix]

Why did the medium cross the road?

To get to the other side.

 

[fresh_42]

Why did the medium cross the road?

To get to the other side.

Why did a chicken make the first harmonic oscillator?

Because it's always better on the other side.

 

[DrGreg]

I've started a Sarcastics' Club, but I'm having trouble telling if people are really interested in joining or not.

I started a clairvoyance club but had to close it due to unforeseen circumstances.

 

[phinds]